Oct 2, 2024
30,000 “How To” blog posts written peak pandemic: if you find yourself isolated and observing the high holy days alone this year, here’s how you can still have a meaningful Rosh Hashana! 1) order and blow your own shofar!
me, four years later broke as fuck out here in hicksville, only Jew* for sixty miles:
#*to my knowledge#i mean there’s prooooobably more of us out here but NO ONE is advertising it#not with all these fucking trump signs#rosh hashanah#still doesn’t come close to the bootlegged as fuck Seder my girl and i put on the first year i was living alone 😅#45 seconds before sundown on a Shabbat Pesach:#“OH FUCK I FORGOT TO ROAST THE BONE” “…” “…microwaving counts right?” “…fuck it. applied heat is applied heat. throw it in for 30 seconds.
