Kaidan: *looks down seeing an odd blue mudcrab scuttling towards him* Well, crab for lunch then- *pulls out his sword and moves to crack it over the shell*
The crab: *panics and scuttles away*
Kaidan: Oi! Get back here you little shi-
Lucien: KAIDAN DONT THATS INIGO!
Kaidan: WHAT?!
Lucien: *snaps his fingers changing the crab back into a now very naked blue khajiit*
Inigo: Yes brother! It is me! Your friend inigo! Please do not kill me! I would taste terrible!
Kaidan: by the gods inigo I’m so sorry!! I had no clue it was y- I- WHY THE HELL DID YOU TURN HIM INTO A MUDCRAB!
Lucien: I asked him how my training was going and he called me a scrawny twink!
Inigo: And I said I was sorry!
Lucien: No you didn’t!
Inigo: I was a mud crab! Nobody could understand me! Not even our friend! I tried to tug their pants to let them know I was there and I accidentally pinched them on the ass! Now they’re mad at me!
Dragonborn: *suddenly runs past holding a mace in one hand and rubbing their ass with the other* WHERED YOU GO!?
