SENTENCE STARTERS - The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel .0101 - Pilot
Change pronouns and tenses as necessary TWs for minor mentions of alcohol, cancer, drugs, and some swearing.
“Who gives a toast at her own wedding?”
“This day is perfect - it’s like a dream.”
“Anyone who knows me knows: I plan.”
“Never listen to me. I’m nuts.”
“Holy fuzzy Christ balls.”
“[name] was my knight in shining armour.”
“I want to make you laugh, every day of your life.”
“Yes, there is shrimp in the egg rolls.”
“My mother fainted, then called four people, then fainted again.”
“What am I, a braggart?”
“Don’t worry, we’ll fix it.”
“They should find a vaccine for morons.”
“That’s a lot of health issues. Your family might want to eat some fruit.”
“Nice is a bad, bad word.”
“Did the alarm go off? Wow. I didn’t hear it at all.”
“A door does not represent infinite possibilities.”
“There’s not enough daiquiris in the world.”
“It’s supposed to be fun. That’s why we do it, right?”
“You didn’t have to stand out there.”
“It’s downtown. If you have underwear on you’re overdressed.”
“Have a cup of coffee. Calm down.”
“I have to go. I have to leave. You. I have to leave you.”
“I just don’t want this life.”
“Can I just say that you have the worst timing ever?”
“Don’t pick a weak man.”
“You have to pick your friends as if there’s a war going on.”
“So this is it, huh? This is the dream.”
“I couldn’t get a clean slate for one fucking day.”
“Everything I’ve counted on is gone.”
“So my life completely fell apart today.”
“You two are going to be together forever.”
“I loved him. And I showed him I loved him.”
“I’m officially losing my mind, which is perfect.”
“Now I will be alone and crazy.”
“Do you know I’ve seen her twice with her shirt on inside out?”
“You can only be trusted to butter people’s corn at the county fair.”
“I know this is shallow, and petty, and small.”
“Who wouldn’t want to come home to this every night?”
“My good deed for the year.”
“I had it all. I had everything I’d always wanted and now it’s all falling apart.”
“They look so happy. Are they high?”
“Tonight was an isolated incident.”
“There are medications I can take to make sure that never happens again.”
“I know I’m right about this.”
“I don’t mind being alone. I just do not want to be insignificant.”
“Wait. Do I have money? I do not have money.”
“You’re not my wife.”
“Do you love it?”
“If there was anything else in the entire world that I could possibly do to earn a living, I would.”
“It should not exist. Like cancer, and God.”