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lol i know i just changed my url but,, i just hoarded some pretty good asriel urls (aesriel, officialasriel) should i use one?

damn i got bitches

wifey, girlfriend, and mistress

oooooooh you were insulted, must be a pretty sweet chick :o

"I warned you—"

"My lord! Please don’t. They’re just trying to push your buttons, that’s all."

"… Fine."

hey man, can we see your wife? we wanna see if she's hot or not

"Excuse me? She is not mine to withhold, but neither are my blades to your throat if you speak in such a manner again."

#*waifu