#*wheatley.

[timetear]

broke: Wheatley is an idiotic intelligence dampener

woke: Wheatley is a genius but his intelligence processors are charged by solar panels and there’s no sun in aperture so he’s been stuck an idiot. an intentional “we don’t know how to make glados dumb b/c she keeps thwarting us and hacking back into her intelligence so uh let’s make her intelligence dependent on something she can’t hack: the sun!”

[eyeshone]

acanthus for wheatley

botanical headcanon questions.

ACANTHUS. is your muse deceptive or willing to lie or deceive to achieve certain means? why or why not? wheatley is fully willing to. has. does. will again. is not good at it, is the thing. and eventually flakes. he betrayed chell once in a pretty huge way and regrets it. that's (at least temporarily) lessened how easily he'll lie/deceive someone for his own end. but, he will. again, not well. he's easy to read.