#- cringe

[wellthatschaotic]

*mysteriously steps out from the shadows*

hi i'm here to talk to you about your gender's extended warranty

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i want a collection of spite neos like that/bitch and fuck/you. also punctuation neos like */*s and stuff. might make an actual list idk

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[looking longingly out the window]

when will they come back from the hot cheetos war

I ALMOST LAUGHED OUT LOUD IN MATH CLASS

[wellthatschaotic]

My internet is broken, I'm out of data, and I depend on my dad's data to go to Tumblr, so with that traumatic backstory, I humbly request you tell me a story uwu

(Also hi gay bestie >w<)

hi gay bestie!! storytime! (someone may have posted this before but it's still the funniest thing to me so)

so backstory: isla, when she was growing up (/iw), her neighbors had a pet cockatrice named eggs. cockatrice are these weird chicken-dragon things, i'm pretty sure they're like venomous or something too. but uh yeah. so she likes cockatrice though

one day, jax is in a voice chat with some friends, and isla brings an entire wild cockatrice into the cafe. and these things aren't small, this is like great-dane size. jax, who is famously a scaredy-cat, exclaims "what the FUCK, isla???" into the discord vc. isla then announced this was Eggs Jr. so yeah

there's a part 2 if u wanna hear that too

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gender? oh, none for me, thanks. *turns and whispers to friend* these people are HEATHENS! asking about GENDER? why have you brought me here??

[wellthatschaotic]

anyway i don't know what the fuck my gender is but if you're attracted to me it's gay