Zevran: Life keeps fucking me and I can't remember the safeword.
Zevran: I would never say that my partner is a bitch and I don’t don’t like them. That’s not true… My partner is a bitch and I like them so much!
The demon Zevran summoned, standing amidst the destroyed kitchen: How? How were you able to summon me?!
Zevran, flipping through a cookbook as fast as he can: I don’t know!! You were supposed to be chicken soup!
Zevran: You wanna fight? All right, let’s take this outside. The stars are so bright tonight and the moon looks so nice. Here, hold my hand—
Zevran: I’m the sexiest bitch in this therapy waiting room.
Stolen from @duelblades I hope you don't mind the tag <3
Mooncore
Why do people hype the sun so much? the moon is RIGHT THERE, and she's the prettiest thing in your life. you find comfort in the night, the quietness of it all perfectly mirrors your personality. despite your shyness, you're actually a very romantic person, and i'm willing to bet you're a yearning wlw.
You dream of your future wife, with whom you'll be able to share all the quiet moments you cherish so much without awkwardness, but until you find her, you know the moon will keep you company.
[May]
Halloweencore
Edgy? you? a little bit. but for liking edgier things and aesthetics, you're way more enthusiastic and cheerful than you'd like to admit. it's also why people tend to have wrong first impressions from you, there's /layers/ to your personality.
Your dream is to actually meet a real life vampire, and... you know. you love vampires. like, REALLY love them. and like them, you're pretty thirsty too.
[Neopolitan]
Mooncore
Why do people hype the sun so much? the moon is RIGHT THERE, and she's the prettiest thing in your life. you find comfort in the night, the quietness of it all perfectly mirrors your personality. despite your shyness, you're actually a very romantic person, and i'm willing to bet you're a yearning wlw.
You dream of your future wife, with whom you'll be able to share all the quiet moments you cherish so much without awkwardness, but until you find her, you know the moon will keep you company.
[Tyrian]
Goblincore
You're just a liddle creacher. you canot change this. you probably have lots of trinkets and little objects that you like to fill your room with, and most of the time you find them in very odd places.
Your dream is to disappear into the woods and become a chaotic entity that lives in it, possibly with the help of a rodent companion.
IF YOU WERE A HOUSE PLANT, WHAT SPECIES WOULD YOU BE?
Stolen from: @caeloservare 💐
Tagging: You
[Emerald, Lila, May, Neopolitan, Salem, Tyrian]
[Emerald]
Croton
You seem so extra and high maintenance, but in reality all you need for happiness is a nice spot by the eastern window and a small aloe friend for company. You're lethal to children.
[Lila]
Dracaena Pink Stripe
You are very cool and under the right circumstances you can live forever. Long life warps your body, but you don't care. You don't like being in spotlight too much, but it's also hard to ignore you.
[May]
Rose Geranium
You have a need to feel sun's warmth and to breathe fresh air. In shade you become contorted while reaching for scraps of light and not getting enough. You can come back from the brink of death.
[Neopolitan]
Christmas Cactus
You're different. You go unnoticed at first, but once someone spots you, it's hard to turn away. You don't need much to be happy.
[Salem]
Fern
Quite popular, but often misunderstood and ignored. You are either constantly unhappy or indestructible. Or both. You thrive tenfold among those who appreciate you.
[Tyrian]
Christmas Cactus
You're different. You go unnoticed at first, but once someone spots you, it's hard to turn away. You don't need much to be happy.
Wow you really are a stubborn bastard... when have you ever apologised for something without being told to first? also, stop holding grudges and running away from your issues when things get hard. the only time you ever seem to address them is when you have quite literally no other choice.
Love for you is difficult because you have probably never told someone that you liked them in your life. make the first move you stupid bitch or you are gonna be single forever
[Lila]
Fake dating
How are you coping with your commitment issues? you want love so bad but you are too afraid of heartbreak that you won't let anyone in. you probably turn every serious topic into a joke because the thought of actually being vulnerable with someone makes you feel deep embarrasment for no reason.
It is okay to open up about your issues i promise. fake dating would be fun for you because you get the perks of a relationship without having to seriously commit to someone.
[Neopolitan]
Second chance
How does it feel still pining after someone after months or even years? you so desperately want another try to make things better because you know you can make things right this time. you probably let people walk all over you and forgive people you love too easily because the thought of losing someone you love is heart shatteringly painful.
You need to stop missing the past and focus on the present and the future or you'll miss out on experiencing the good things that are happening now. time travel isn't real, what's done is done move on.
[Pyke]
Second chance
How does it feel still pining after someone after months or even years? you so desperately want another try to make things better because you know you can make things right this time. you probably let people walk all over you and forgive people you love too easily because the thought of losing someone you love is heart shatteringly painful.
You need to stop missing the past and focus on the present and the future or you'll miss out on experiencing the good things that are happening now. time travel isn't real, what's done is done move on.
[Tyrian]
Enemies to lovers
You're problematic and you don't care. you probably struggle with some temper issues and lash out at the people you love without meaning to. have you ever actually apologised properly ??
You want someone to love you regardless of your differences or conflict because everyone always seems to leave when you become a problem. you probably also have a thing for morally grey fictional men, doesn't matter if he's a murderer he was nice that one time, right?
You are the embodiment of a cozy blanket and warm sunshine on a cool day. you give the best hugs, they are truly powerful. you embrace others with your big heart and feel everything to the max. you have a gift for uplifting others and raising the mood of whatever situation you are in. you can easily read the room and give your attention to who needs it the most. you are a joy to be around.
Others feel at home around you, which leads to lasting meaningful relationships. sometimes, though, you neglect yourself by putting others first. you feel that you will not be loved if you don't care for others. it can be hard to constantly put up a happy facade, i know. but remember, you are worthy of love.
You can be a little cold or distrustful, but that's only because you've seen some stuff. You're an old soul who doesn't put up with other people's crap, and you're damn proud of it.
WHY DID THE AUTHOR KILL YOU OFF? [Tyrian]
Tagged by: @caeloservare 💞
Tagging: You
Pure Shock Value
Nobody wanted you to die, except maybe the author, once they realized how much the audience loved you. Something about you sparked joy, be it your smile, your sense of humor, or your dashing good looks. Everyone thought you were safe, simply because no one could bring themselves to imagine the story without you in it.
Which is, of course, exactly why the author killed you. Chances are you died mid-sentence, with a smile on your face, oblivious to your fate. Impaled, crushed, decapitated, whatever gave your friends (and the audience) as little time to intervene as possible. They might not even get time to grieve- the story will move on, rushing away, no time to even say goodbye.
People will talk about your death scene in hushed voices, wary of spoiling others, teary eyed and tongue tied.
Bold what applies to your muse!
Tagged by: @sleeplesswork ❣️
Tagging: You
Wrapping presents: professional with ribbon on top | passable | catastrophe | call an ambulance
Buying the correct presents: professional with ribbon on top | good (She either steals, makes something handmade or buys what they like most, especially if she knows them well) | yes I still have the receipt why do you ask | here’s a coupon get yourself something nice
Avoiding Christmas altogether: hasn’t been seen in 20 years | attends a few parties here and there | only seen when necessary | was found every time
Knowing Christmas songs: choose from track 1 to 500! | the usual ones | a few | Christ-what?
Picking a Christmas jumper: look it even lights up! | it’s ugly let’s take it | decent | the red one has to do
Sending Christmas cards: it’s huge and shiny and Rudolph’s nose lights up | simple and traditional | it says Christmas that’s all that matters | no cards
Decorating: IT SHINES SO BRIGHT AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I PRESS THIS BUTTON | one time a plane confused us with a runway | just the tree and a few lights | tree (The cats she’ll adopt will destroy it)
Surviving Christmas dinner with the family: centre of the dinner and enjoying it | just smile and wave | barely hanging on | one more word and I’ll stab myself with this spoon |
