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checked on our to-do list, and one of the items listed is just "a gender".

cool, i'll uh... i'll get on with that, i guess

Collects userboxes like a dragon hoarding gold

I forgot the username of the blog I got these from I'll be back with the username because it's an awesome blog

Edit it's @disabled-sysboxes

#did system #actually did #- Atticus #- Jay #We're stuck in front so we're collecting userboxes #That's almost the limit on images btw

hey! listen up marble horneters!

you know all your 'brian lives' aus? friendly reminder that if someone's reported missing for more than 5 years then they get declared legally dead (at least in Canada idfk about Alabama I'm Canadian)

so... have that legal drama, make him dead and shit!! its funky! its cool! have angst and fluff around it!

that is all

#marble hornets #- jay

re-discovering an artist i used to follow on an old acc a few years ago who did suggestive art and now theyre making explicit nsfw of the same ship 😁😁😁😁😁🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 peace n love on planet earth etc etc

#love artists who draw two characters and two characters only #do not ask which characters its embarrasing but i love them sm #- m #- jay

#- Jay #Jay and Silent Bob #View Askewniverse #Clerks #Mallrats #Chasing Amy #Dogma

HELLO YOU PARADE OF PATHETIC FOOLS. I WISH TO SPEAK TO THE JAYBIRD. THE REST OF YOU BORE ME GREATLY.

DO YOU WANT ANSWERS TO YOUR QUESTIONS?

33.2098° N, 87.5692° W

- REGARDS, H.

Jay laid on his mattress, scrolling through Twitter for any job inquiries, a bottle of apple juice sitting on the floor next to him along with an open bottle of melatonin. He'd eaten a little bit ago, so he was waiting for his stomach to settle before he attempted taking the sleeping aids. He had a tendency to get nauseous after taking them and a even greater tendency to hurl them back up.

And then it happened.

A new notification briefly flicked across his screen. Someone had sent a text to him. Frowning, Jay tapped on it, his scowl only growing once he saw it was the same number that had been occasionally sending cryptic messages to him.

HEY, BLUE JAY. I'M SENDING YOU A TEXT FROM A RATHER HANDSOME BEING. LISTEN TO WHAT THEY SAY. YOU WON'T REGRET IT. TELL YA WHAT. I'LL EVEN GIVE YA A LITTLE ADVANCE FROM YOUR TYPICAL ALLOWANCE. Another notification. This time from his Paypal. Jay squinted at the figure, the amount he'd been sent, trying to determine if he was just imagining things. Nope. There it was.

620 dollars.

Jay choked on his apple juice and sprayed minuscule amounts of spit and his drink all over his phone as he coughed. Holy shit. Enough to cover him for about 3 or 4 weeks if he was careful. It took him a few minutes before he was able to look at his screen again.

GET MOVING, BIRD BRAIN. BEFORE I RESCIND MY GENEROUS OFFER.

Jay stared down blankly at the message, then numbers for only a few minutes before he was scrambling to grab his car keys and phone, knocking over the bottle of melatonin in his frantic attempt to get ready. He didn't even bother putting on his shoes. Shoes are for wimps when there's answers to be gathered and money that's been gained and stands to be lost. Sure, there's a few inches of snow out, but he'll be fine. He's been in all sorts of weather and it hadn't killed him yet.

Wrapping all the emergency blankets in the car he had around him, Jay drove, his gaze flickering every once in a while to his phone, upon which the directions to the coordinates were given. Thank god for Google.

He didn't really know what he'd find there. He didn't know what others the purple text person had been referring to. They didn't seem like the one who'd been keeping him afloat. So many questions, but hopefully, that would be rectified tonight.

#- JAY #ANSWERS