#-rvb

[the-sufferer]

I can't stop listening to it..

[the-sufferer]

A collection of my favorite "Dear Chairman" letters that came from watching RvB with the GC.

"Dear chairman, my wife beat the SHIT out of my daughter. What do I do?"

"Dear chairman, help."

"Dear chairman, I am going to fucking kill myself."

"Dear chairman, I think my wife will understand if I copy paste her into a robot body." [A month later] "Dear chairman, she did not understand."

"Dear chairman, how do I turn off sticky keys?"

"Dear chairman, I wish you would respond to my emails. I miss you."

"Dear chairman, people are telling me I traumatized my daughter but I spend so much time with her. What do you think? Please respond."

"Dear chairman, "

[the-sufferer]

[Sprinkles some content on the RvB community.] Have a Tex edit ya filthy animals.