#.. crack !

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Alright you lot I’m going to say this once and only once: pick on her again and I will personally see to it that the Sultana never allow your sorry arses back in Ul’dah and that any and all jobs you get from the Adventurer’s Guild are awful, mundane jobs that should be left in the gutter where it belongs like you all. Edda, sweetheart, I have a position open for you in the Scions if you ever decide to ditch your godsawful party—IN MY HOUSE WE TREAT HEALERS WITH THE RESPECT THEY DESERVE.

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Minfilia furrows her brow and narrows her eyes, crossing her arms judgmentally.

“Who speaks ill of Papalymo? I will have a Stern Talk with them about manners.”

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heavenswardrealm replied to your post: MINFILIA, DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT. YOU'LL EXPLODE...

MINFILIA, YOU ARE GROUNDED ONLY SO YOU NEVER GO INTO THE LIGHT. NOW GO TO YOUR ROOM

>8C

I DO WHAT I WANT YOU’RE NOT MY DAD,

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MINFILIA, DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT. YOU'LL EXPLODE INTO CRYSTAL SHARDS

@heavenswardrealm

BUT THE LIGHT IS SO PRETTY? ALSO CRYSTAL MOM SAID I SHOULD HELP HER OUT OR SOMETHING IDK I WAS TOO DISTRACTED BY THE LIGHT

[ofthewildrose-blog]

“I understand we live in a fantasy world where plants, fish, frogs, and even books are likely to kill you but hats? Forgive me for my skepticism, but I find it hard to believe that hats are capable of murder. Unless some spirit is haunting this hat...”

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heavenswardrealm replied to your post “SHIELDS HIS NOT DAUGHTER, BUT CALLS HER HIS DAUGHTER”

"Minfilia, you won't believe me, but a hat just tried to kill me."

Her face contorts in confusion and concern. “... A... hat...”

Gently, she lays a hand on Thancred’s shoulder. “Are you sure you haven’t been drinking?”

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SHIELDS HIS NOT DAUGHTER, BUT CALLS HER HIS DAUGHTER

@heavenswardrealm 

T-Thancred??? Is there something going on?????

/concerned minfilia noises