Alright you lot I’m going to say this once and only once: pick on her again and I will personally see to it that the Sultana never allow your sorry arses back in Ul’dah and that any and all jobs you get from the Adventurer’s Guild are awful, mundane jobs that should be left in the gutter where it belongs like you all. Edda, sweetheart, I have a position open for you in the Scions if you ever decide to ditch your godsawful party—IN MY HOUSE WE TREAT HEALERS WITH THE RESPECT THEY DESERVE.









