#... i'll haunt your ask box...

[j-jonah-jameson-official]

Have you considered that it Is your dead wife communicating via tumblr anon asks, though? In a world where mutant people and superheroes and aliens exist? Could happen

GREAT. IT MAKES ME FEEL SO MUCH BETTER TO KNOW THAT NOT ONLY IS MY BELOVED WIFE NOT AT REST, BUT THAT SHE'S TRAPPED IN MY EMAILS.

SPIDER-MAN WOULD RAISE MY BLOOD PRESSURE LESS.