Hey! Think you can do some romantic headcannons for Tony and Bruce together? I don't know if you do pairings headcannons but I figured I'd give it a shot!
YES OF COURSE I CAN! i actually didn’t think of that lmao but yeah i’d love to do pairing head canons and i love my science boyfriends/bros
ok so i’m just gonna start by saying that tony stark is one of the most merciless lers on the planet so rip bruce banner
because yeah tony is super ticklish but if bruce freakin pokes him you best believe tony’s gonna put him back in his place
and whatever bruce did to provoke him will be nothing compared to his wrath
the thing with bruce is that he’s so sassy and sarcastic and snappy but if you tickle him he’s just… soft and pure and giggly as heck. it’s just the best way to get him to let his guard down
so when he’s feeling particularly sassy, it’s tony’s #1 way of getting him to tone the attitude down
tony was very surprised to find out tickling bruce doesn’t trigger the hulk at all. he doesn’t panic or freak out he just giggles and wriggles around
also he’s just so cute and easy to tease, he melts down so easily
tony complimenting bruce’s laugh? oooh yes
when the tables turn though… tony’s screaming just makes bruce laugh along
bruce isn’t the type to attack on revenge, he generally does it without a motive at all. it just happens
trying to catch tony by surprise is his #1 source of entertainment
because tony’s reaction is so funny yet endearing and he can’t get enough of it at all
even if he knows that means he’s probably gonna get absolutely wrecked after this it’s worth it
they’re 100% the type of couple who would get in long full blown tickle fights
bruce has never won. not a single time. and never will
the man has zero stamina and usually just gives up and takes it
TONY ACCIDENTALLY TICKLING BRUCE WHILE MAKING OUT? YEP
the opposite has also happened a few times
but at this point tony’s just tickling him on purpose and passing it off as an accident
these science boys just love to make each other laugh and it’s a fact ok thank you for coming to my ted talk
