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Me: Elizabeth Warren is coming to Detroit Tuesday!

Mom: That name sounds familiar.

Me: She's running for president, I would hope so!

Mom: *slightly embarrassed laughter* oh..

[some time later]

Me: So, who are you voting for?

Mom: I like Bernie and the woman with the short hair.

Me: Short blonde hair?

Mom: Yeah!

Me: THAT'S ELIZABETH WARREN!

Mom: Well I didn't know her name.

Me: *crying inside*

not miss varner “idk what’s going on” to the strategy ICON

10 until my next thousand!

blazinghearts replied to your post: Reasons to be sad

the first one tho

How can people prefer Nicki over Beyoncé?

not to mention over Kanye because srsly

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