guacrocks

hanne's the name, survivor's the game

[alexangarita]

malc0lmfreberg getting a personal shoutout from Malcolm at the Rodney Bowl!

[malc0lmfreberg]

just logging in to say i just saw denise stapley and her daughter in a cedar rapids food market

[malc0lmfreberg]

i don’t even use tumblr anymore but every time they send me a fucking email about how my posts contain “adult content” i lose it like fuck !!!!!! are y’all that stupid !!!!!

[malc0lmfreberg]

ok i’m quitting survivor again until ................... sandra comes back again 

[parvatishallow]

“i met some really awesome people, people that i’m gonna stay friends with, and that would’ve never happened if i had remained in the game. all these people, i really feel like they’re gonna be friends of mine for a really long time. that’s never gonna go away, no one can ever take that from me.” -ethan zohn

[laurenoconnell]

Parvati Shallow | Winners At War + Confessionals

[mitchellmoffit]

rob would’ve never taken that necklace off at final 4 and go to fire and “handle things himself”, take that shit somewhere else clown

[parvatishallow]

after twenty years of being called out for his sexist actions and ignoring it, jeff probst finally owns up to it when the trump supporter says something

[anxiously-kk]

Tyson deserves rights!

[immunityilol]

Sandra Diaz-Twine | Ponderosa

[rainbowkarolina]

Survivor: Kaoh Rong → Survivor: Winners at War

[laurenoconnell]

“Honestly, you winning immunity is the best thing ‘cause guess what…I have an idol.”

[malc0lmfreberg]

when did they start doing the firemaking automatically at f4 like wtf is that

[michaelabradshaw]

winner parallels — jenna morasca and michele fitzgerald

[horrormovieonlegs]

it’s hard not to comment on the sexism in this show when everyone’s so quick to have these cutesy kumbaya moments at tribal about sexism and how women can do anything men can do in survivor

and yet we have two women in the final three. one was natalie, who was voted out on day two, yet survived a month on an island with almost nothing on it, outran and outlasted players who were voted out weeks after her in grueling torture challenges for a single fire token, wheeled and dealed fire tokens to the point where she was able to buy an idol, and bought three advantages to win her way back into the game, and she won the final immunity challenge

we have another woman, michele, who was on the bottom for the entire game, but was able to win immunity twice when she needed it most when her ragtag last minute alliance members didn’t believe her when she told them time and time again that tony was running the show, and whose social game was ostensibly good enough to continuously be willed fire tokens. and, might we add, who had never been voted out in the 70 days she’d played survivor.

and finally, we have tony, who, to his credit, had a good enough social game to not receive a single vote the entire season, and was able to win immunity four times…

and yet this jury of sixteen players doled out only four votes to those two women. not even between them - they all went to natalie

and that’s why women have a problem with the way this game is played and the empty “girl power!” quotes and ~teachable moments~ we’re fed that does nothing but leave us hungry for something that never materializes

[christianhubicki]

hate how the past handful of seasons have been like YES women DO deserve rights!!!! just not the right to win survivor <3

[rainbowkarolina]

“I think the conversation that was happening at camp was ‘anyone can win…just not Michele’ so I needed this so bad. I’m grateful, I’m so so grateful.”