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[benevolenterrancy]

My girlfriend and I are reading... a book. I cannot overstate how much of a book it is. Character description under the cut in case you don’t believe the accuracy of this design.

Have you ever seen her? The girl whose eyes are three centimetres too far apart and whose mouth is four centimetres too wide. Not that you’d break out a ruler, but when you look at her, it’s enough to make you say that something is definitely... off. She’s the girl whose hair has multiple personality disorder and can’t decide if it’s supposed to be quasi-curly, silky-straight, frantic-frizzy, or wet-and-wavy -- or maybe “power to the people” ‘fro. The girl whose body is a contradiction to itself: a slightly hunched back (from years of poor posture, one must presume), feet the size of snow shoes, and stick-figure arms and legs so fragile, you’d think you hear them screaming “feed me an entire grilled cow, now!” The girl with the humongous, punch-bowl-sized head, with a forehead that goes on and on and on, making her look like the weight of her cranium will topple her over and break her into a thousand pieces. And not only is her clothing painfully mismatched, so are her eyes, dahling. You heard me right. So has one green eye and one brown one. Have you ever seen Tookie De La Crème.