#modelland

[dompler]

[crow-caller]

Modelland: Tyra Bank's Nightmarish Fever Dream YA Novel

I started this in May. I had a bad time. I am a bit better. And throughout it all, Modelland was there.... not there for me. Not there for a

Modelland!!

Tyra Banks wrote a YA novel in 2011. It is perhaps the strangest thing I have ever read. It is a captivating fever dream of whimsy and body horror, where children are devoured by monsters made of harvested human flesh and a god-queen reigns from on high over a fashion school.

Text version of the review is here. This is my longest ever review for a single book: 33k! 4 hours! Please enjoy.

[sleep-tight-pupper]

forget "why were the curtains blue?" why were the chicks in green?

[eyebqgprincess]

let's survive model land with mama

[yellbug]

i know we don't want tyra banks to make more money but i do want her to write more novels so i hope the current modelland resurgence galvanizes her into writing more novels and voice acting the modelland audiobook. i want to show you her "i am john galt" speech but there's so many of these speeches and they're so long that i figured it would be best as its own post

[nyxvous]

I keep bringing this up but this image keeps reminding me of that stupid modelland song, hopefully the aquabats escape modelland 😢

[gordonstanheight]

i do think the modelland memes are funny i fear. like imagine… hey it’s tyra it’s tyra b runnin in the ny street with four chicks in green and they all look at me they all runnin for their life their beauty is in strife runnin from this wasteland and back to modelland

[monte-claire]

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