#.........sometimes

[thesouthernwaterbenders]

Date a girl who's ugly

[polarparalian]

The first truck came two minutes after Justin did, in a shuddering display of stop and go, groaning with exertion, and dripping something nasty from down below.

from my story in which red bull enemas will be given

[gothamslittlerayofhope-archived]

thegreatunxter

 ok what’s happening w/ the icons??

((not just you, i see some pictures and icons not showing up.

DID WE DO SOMETHING WRONG???

[skythehedgehog]

So today was the last meeting of my Music Performance club at school ((that's not really the name)) and as we were all saying our final goodbyes, I delivered the best comeback ever.

My friend Michelle was holding a shoebox (don't know why), so one of the club members asked what she had it for. And I immediately turned around, put an arm around her shoulders and said "So that she doesn't dirty the pair she's wearing now when she kicks your ass!" and the high-fives they gave me were GLORIOUS.