well, food is food ami right :u
ITS ALL INN THE NAME OF LOVE AND GET THOSE VAMPIRE CUTIES
GOOD MORROW FOR U ALL <3! GASP i am so excited to be literally caught up and almost finished with all my work! i do hope to take my nice vacay at the end of the month of july and august before school starts for my little one :D
so soak up that summer fun with all the love and fun YALL!
Idk if asked are closed but can you do a lee Venti and the others archons as let's bec Venti kept anoying them
“Gotcha again!” (Venti, Zhongli & Ei)
A/N: Hiii!🍃 Fic requests are closed rn (you can always read my pinned post if you're not sure they're open XD), BUT I do like the idea, so how about a silly drabble my bois, because we LOVE AND NEED lee!Venti in this house-
Ei sighed, slightly annoyed. Gathering some materials for the traveller is not a hard task at all. Well... it shouldn't have been hard. She and Zhongli were doing a pretty good job so far. Getting wood, looking for flowers and fruits all while chatting calmly.
“...Oh, I remember Lumine asking us to get some apples as well,” the Geo Archon stopped walking and looked up, reaching up to get the juicy red fruit from the nearest tree branch.
Raiden Shogun did not think that she would leave Tenshukaku so soon to start traveling. And she certainly did not think she's going to have to work in a team with the two former gods. Ah, yes, two...
“Gotcha again!~” Venti appeared behind Zhongli practically out of nowhere and quickly poked the taller man in the ribs, making him yelp uncharacteristically and swiftly put his arms back down to defend himself.
...Yeah, it's easy to forget that the Anemo Archon is here too, maybe because he's not doing anything useful (because sneaking up on your companions from behind and distracting them from business by tickling them randomly can hardly be considered something useful). Venti did that, like, 4 or 5 times to both of them already? It is indeed hard to understand what is going on inside his head.
“Barbatos-!” Zhongli turned around, his brows furrowed in annoyance, but the bard had already ran off again, giggling cheerily. Even the Lord of Geo was starting to lose his patience, wasn't he?
“Venti, if you aren't going to help, then stop following us and find something more interesting to do,” Ei said nonchalantly, watching the small birds sing and jump around nearby.
“But I am helping!” the bard crossed his arms on his chest, coming out from behind a tree, “Helping my dear friends to not let their guard down while we're in the forest. And also making you two smile!”
“...That is the most tiring journey I've had in a few recent decades,” Zhongli pinched the bridge of his nose hopelessly.
“Oh come ooon Morax!” the Anemo Archon laughed, patting the taller man on the shoulder, “Look, Ei doesn't seem to really mind! You know, it's not my fault that you're a grumpy, quiet, stoic and emotionless boulder around meEEEK!”
Suddenly, Venti was swiftly yet gently dragged forward and down to the grass. After what felt like a second, he found himself sitting in his companion's lap as Morax was sort of hugging him from behind, preventing the little Archon from escaping.
“Ei, would you like to help?” Zhongli asked, absolutely calm.
“I guess finally teaching him a lesson won't hurt,” the Electro Archon stepped closer, sitting down beside the two.
“No!” the bard squeaked, trying to wiggle free, but to no avail, “Nonono wait, you know I wasn't serious! M-Morax, I'm sorry!..”
He didn't think that they were going to hurt him or something, they certainly would never do this. But they can do something embarrassing, like trapping him in a geo structure and leaving him like this for a few hours. Something Old-Man-Zhongli-style. Not that the God of Anemo wanted to experience the methods they usually use against enemies.
But, in a situation like this, he didn't expect to feel unfamiliar fingers starting to wiggle (in the almost awkward movements) under his arms.
“Wha- waHAhaha wahahait!..” Venti didn't have the time to hold his surprised giggles in, “Whyyyyhehehe?!..”
“Simply giving you a taste of your own medicine. That would only be fair, don't you think?” Zhongli replied matter-of-factly, actually glad that the bard couldn't see his amused smile right now. He wasn't really the type to be playful or get someone back.
“Soho yohou thihink it was fuhun, ahafter ahahall!~” the Anemo Archon tried to tease through his squeaky giggles, squirming from side to side, his eyes shut and his nose scrunched up adorably.
“I didn't say that. But this means that you must be having tons of fun right now, Barbatos”, this wasn't meant to be a tease. Teasing others wasn't a “Zhongli thing” either, but Venti did feel his ears starting to get warmer after these words.
“Now that's going to be a problem...” Ei hummed thoughtfully, observing the bard's leather corset, “You've got some good defense there...”
She almost chuckled at his miserable attempt to let out a “sigh of relief” while laughing uncontrollably with the oldest Archon's fingers dancing over his highest ribs.
“...But you know that there is no clothing in this world that would be able to protect you from the lighting's wrath, right?~” the Shogun finished her sentence, smiling down at the little bard and making his eyes widen in horror.
“Nononohoho, dohohon't you dare!..” to Zhongli's surprise, Venti started squirming further into his lap to try and somehow save himself, probably, “Mohohorax, hehehelp!”
Now that was... well, not cute, that's definitely not the right word to describe this little mischievous gremlin.
“He can look pretty endearing, sometimes,” Zhongli commented, lowering his hands to squeeze at the troublemaker's hips playfully, seemingly feeling a lot less awkward than before.
Ei smirked, all while calmly positioning her fingers on different spots on Venti's tummy and using her Vision to send the tiny shocks of Electro element through his clothes, not even bothering to listen to his shrieky half-hearted protests.
“GuhuHUhuys, coHOHOhome ohOHOHOON!..” Venti squealed, kicking his legs out slightly at the horribly tickly sensations.
“Yes, Zhongli, I think I like him in this kind of state a lot more”.
here, have some petty fights with lucifer, mammon, levi, and belphie 😤😤
finally got back to writing after two whole weeks of midterms. got a bit of writing block so this is some writing warm ups to get the creative juices flowing💫
Lucifer
You keep forgetting to turn off the lights at night, he keeps forgetting to close cabinet doors, and someone keeps keeps stealing the hangers from your respective sides of the wardrobe. (It’s actually both of you.)
Somehow, he always takes the trash out 3 seconds before you need to throw something away and it frustrates you to the Celestial Realm and back.
Can you believe that you actually have had fights about who’s more tired between the both of you…
Also, you know the kind of fights where the two of you are agreeing to somethig but neither of you realizes it until one goes, “Wait, why are we arguing about this? We’re both saying the same thing! Neither of us wants to go to Diavolo’s party!” and then you both kiss and go on with your lives. That’s it. That’s your kind of fights.
Mammon
If you so much as look at the TV remote when he’s watching his show…
Once when you were playing monopoly, you bought the property he wanted and he sulked for the rest of the day. This happens every single time you two play monopoly.
“You squeeze the toothpaste from the bottom of the tube, not the middle!” “It’s just toothpaste!”
Both of you once had a full blown fight about how to spend hypothetical lottery winnings. It was apparently hilarious to the rest of the House of Lamentation and they never live it down.
Leviathan
I kid you not, the two of you once had an argument about the last slice of pizza and it escalated into a sword fight (because of course Levi keeps TSL swords in his bedroom). It was a fun and exciting duel until Levi broke the cursed vase in the hallway and Lucifer found out about it. Now you have a rotation schedule on who gets the last slice of pizza.
“How much percentage do you have?” “12% but—” “Give me the charger!”
Every week, on game night, you always fight over who gets which controller, even though they’re both the same, identical controller.
One time, you watched one (1) episode of anime without him and Levi wouldn’t talk to you for three whole weeks because “you cheated on me, MC! I trusted you!”
Belphegor
Belphie: *wakes up after an eight-hour sleep* “And another thing—”
Catch the two of you having a blanket tug of war and grumbling to each other in half-asleep states until one of you decides to roll over and flop on top of the other to get some body warmth.
You watched Inception with Belphie one night and the two of you had a long, heated debate that dragged on for weeks over whether the guy was still dreaming or awake at the end of the movie.
Belphie and you once got into an un-good-natured pillow fight, complete with feathers flying, sheets thrown across the room, and a lot of yelling. At one point Belphie even tried to throw his mattress at you. Lucifer was livid at the mess you both made, especially when he heard that it was all because “you” were being mean to Belphie in a dream.
