#.....get it

[eblahs]

good morning sun, happy summer solstice! 🔆

[sadclowncentral]

Thank you for legally assigning me as short dude. This is vindication for all the years i spent as the freakishly tall kid as a child, with everyone demanding piggyback rides from me and adults assuming i was an employee at the toy store. U have righted a wrong

✊😔 with you all the way king

[campmiasmas]

why does tumblr keep showing me ads for catfish casting are y’all accusing me of something??