come on king let's push this boulder

lew | he/him | 27 | kaszub/german

[intactics-deactivated20211231]

and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

[ryebreadedd]

im a protected species you fucking asshole

[sadclowncentral]

life on earth has clawed its way back from the brink of extinction again and again and again. a better world is neither an impossible pipe dream nor a foregone conclusion. it is built. it is made by the bravest of those who came before us, who, knowingly or unknowingly, committed themselves to the noblest cause there is: the preservation of the only known life in the observable universe. act accordingly.

[isntnothing]

I’m in love with this stupid shirt

[sadclowncentral]

i say this with only love in my heart but i have the increasing suspicion some of you experience your dashboard exclusively by letting an amateur mime perform all text posts as some form of interpretative shadow theatre in front of a flickering neon lamp and dictating your replies based on that because that is the only thing that could explain the magnitude of the breakdown of communications that regularly occurs in my mentions. no offense. to you or to the mime i am sure they are doing their best given their lack of training and such adverse circumstances

[sadclowncentral]

the cunt who makes my life decisions (me) and the idiot who has to live with them (also me) somehow have diametrically opposed world views how am i supposed to live like this

[sadclowncentral]

me sowing: the harvest will be glorious. farmers tremble before my sowing prowess. i'm the king of the hill

me reaping: why the fuck did i sow all this. what the fuck. who let me have all these seeds. why the FUCK do i own a field. what the fuck.

[nourishingbroth]

torngat mountains | unknown photographer

[sadclowncentral]

i`m going to loose my mind i just burnt my toast and i am so tired that for some reason i completely forgot where i was. and with the instinct ingrained from years of living on a sailing boat as a child i just went to feed the fish.

only that i am not on a sailing boat. there are no fish to feed. i just fucking threw bread out of the window of a third story apartment in the middle of the city very much on land. what the fuck

[sadclowncentral]

living on the top floor in a major city during a heatwave next to a highway. just marinating in my sweat to a putrid hot breeze and a cacophony of sounds coming in from the open windows. is this what clothes experience in the dryer

[sadclowncentral]

One of my students (I'm a HS physics teacher) asked today if the Outer Space Treaty's meaning has changed at all with the discovery of exoplanets, and I couldn't find any great answers online but I promised him I would reach out to A Source (you) about it. Have there been any legal/international agreement developments about exoplanet access and usage yet, or are we still far enough from getting to one that it hasn't been bulked out yet? Thanks in advance from me and my student!!

First of all that is an incredible question second of all I am honored to be the source. Now. Reading this my first thought was that the funniest version of this is "my science teacher has a space lawyer on speed dial" so here is a recording in the style of a telephone joker from who wants to be a millionaire explaining how the outer space treaty includes exoplanets. enjoy!!!!

Does the Outer Space Treaty cover exoplanets?

Listen to Does the Outer Space Treaty cover exoplanets? by TheKlali100 #np on #SoundCloud

[ps1]

Banco de Imágenes Geológicas

[sadclowncentral]

the only real difference between an academic paper and scrap booking - two forms of expression which let you contrast and connect primary material in a form that presents a new conclusion - is that they will not let you use crayons in the former. an oppressive policy that must end NOW

[sadclowncentral]

One of my students (I'm a HS physics teacher) asked today if the Outer Space Treaty's meaning has changed at all with the discovery of exoplanets, and I couldn't find any great answers online but I promised him I would reach out to A Source (you) about it. Have there been any legal/international agreement developments about exoplanet access and usage yet, or are we still far enough from getting to one that it hasn't been bulked out yet? Thanks in advance from me and my student!!

First of all that is an incredible question second of all I am honored to be the source. Now. Reading this my first thought was that the funniest version of this is "my science teacher has a space lawyer on speed dial" so here is a recording in the style of a telephone joker from who wants to be a millionaire explaining how the outer space treaty includes exoplanets. enjoy!!!!

Does the Outer Space Treaty cover exoplanets?

Listen to Does the Outer Space Treaty cover exoplanets? by TheKlali100 #np on #SoundCloud

[sadclowncentral]

dear Lew, do sensory issues ever get in your way of living the maximum amount of life you can fit in one life? sending a splash of sea breeze your way, Kat

thank you so much for this question and i will be very honest here so indulge me for a moment. you see, I am autistic. and I have the good autism. I can remember things very easily. working hard comes easy to me. I excel in most academic and professional environments. I love public speaking, negotiations, high pressure social environments. I learn everything fast. languages, rules, instruments, disciplines.

but i am also twenty seven and my mother has to buy my clothes for me still because I don't know how to do it. I have just moved countries for the fourth time for a prestigious job and she needs to send me my shirts in the mail because I don't know how! I just can't figure it out. i also cannot touch porous materials like unglazed clay or unburnished metal. i find it so deeply disgusting it makes me sick to my stomach just picturing it. two months ago I cried for an hour because the hotpot place me and my friends went to didn't have a instructions on cooking length and the lack of structure freaked me out so hard I nearly threw up.

the best way i can explain it is: everything others find hard I find easy. everything other find easy i find hard. and it's such a fascinating way to go through life like everything is upside down for me. and i am not complaining! this is the easiest form of being autistic by far, and it has given me massive privileges and acces to a life most people never get. but i really struggled with it as a child because no one seemed to understand that i needed accommodations even though I was a child prodigy. that I wasn't being difficult despite being smart and knowing better but because of it.

I guess there is not a big moral to this story but maybe the answer to your question is this: it has stopped me in many exiting and convoluted ways and there is many basic things that i can't do. but i love the cards that i have been dealt and I would not change them out for any money in the world. I'd just like it if people would believe me when i told them that I am not better at playing the game. I am just drawing from a different deck.

[themagicfarawayttree]

[sadclowncentral]

there is something so deeply charming about living at a tourist destination. every now and then some exited old couple or loudly chattering group of friends will remind me that people plan their entire vacations around the sights that have faded into the background of my daily life. someone is making memories of a lifetime while i am having a regular tuesday and that fact invites me to reintroduce myself to the city i call home ever so often. it's so beautiful.

that being said they need to start handing out licenses for taking the subway that include a mandatory video introduction like those old workplace safety manuals because why are they drawn to blocking the carriage door like a moth to a flame. the carnage a group of bright-faced tourists does to a work commute is indescribable. welcome to our beautiful city now GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!

[sadclowncentral]

Hii this is the crushing anon :D hi hope your troubles get easier <3 but let's talk about colors :DD my favorite color is green for myself, but I love seeing yellow! I don't think I'd like wearing it but I absolutely love the sunshine yellow. I think a tiny part of why I started having a crush on you is because of it. All of the Van Goghs on your blog and the Munch Sunrise. Not all of it but definitely part of it. But who knows! byeee👋👋

P. S. What's your favorite color, Lew?

okay first of all I want to apologize it seems impolite to collect suitors like pokemon cards but for the sake of my dash i have gathered us all here today and you are ALL TOO KIND

second of all I want to say that while it is probably not all that hard to do based on my blog I am impressed and dare I say charmed by the soul read on sunflower yellow...because that is my favourite colour. brightened by the sun oh that is what is is ALL ABOUT!!!

third of all i want to say me and you or you or you watching the sunset on the beach while here comes the sun plays on the JBL speaker how does that sound. RVSP below. I'll make a fruit basket and everything