I'm just gonna call us chaotic squad and throw these at y'all... Oh and btw this is a
Again... I've got issues :3
Mad: Hey, can you do me a favor?
Kay: Sorry, I have to go do literally anything other than this.
Mad: You don’t even have a legitimate reason?
Kay: You see, I simply don’t give a fuck.
V: Kay, can you help me? All of my clothes keep disappearing for some reason.
Kay, wearing a hoodie that's 5 times bigger than their size: Spooky.
Cel: I typed "bitch" into my GPS and guess what? I'm in your driveway.
Cel: Vroom vroom, come out already.
Mad, entering the room: *Sees V and leaves*
V, watching Mad leave: There’s my monthly dose of Mad…
Mad: You seem familiar... have I threatened you before?
Mad: Oh, my God. Do you know what this is?
V: It’s a book. There’s a lot of those in here, this is a library.
Mad: I let my cat drink the bathtub water while I was in it.
Priest: Once again, kind of weird, but not a sin.
Cel: If you aren't someone the church wanted dead 300 years ago, are you really living?
Cel: You’re not ascending to godhood, you’re just dehydrated.
Mad: Outta my way, gayboy! I’m about to liberate myself from this mortal shell!
Mad, texting Cel: hopital
Police Officer: You have the right to remain silent.
Kay: I choose to waive that right!
V, looking at the squad: Okay, so I need to become a therapist faster.
Mad: I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out Kay's phone number just by choosing random numbers.
Kay: Do you have a second to talk about the environment?
Mad: Do you have a second to eat my farts?
Kay: Why does nobody tell me when people come over? I came downstairs singing All Star while wearing a "say hey if you're gay" shirt and boxers!
Kay: Everyone was there. EVERYONE! Including V!
Kay, in a horrible German accent: Bill Nye is on break, I'm Bill Nein.
Cel: Can I go to the bathroom?
Kay, in the same horrible German accent: Nein!
V and Mad: *fighting and yelling at each other*
Cel: Can I p l e a s e get a waffle?
V: I love making parties more interesting by telling strangers “I want you to know that I personally have no problem with you being here.”
V: *Hugs Cel from behind*
V: *Tucks Cel's hair behind their ear*
V, whispering: Eat all the frosted animal crackers again and they'll never find your body.
Cel: What do we think of V?
Mad: I think they're gay.
Kay: I told V to grab snacks for everyone.
Mad, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?
*Kay, V, and Cel raise their hands*
