20 THINGS RICE CAN BE ADDED TO AND MAKES IT INFINITELY BETTER (TRUST, TRIED AND TRUE COMBOS I TESTED)
Soup.
ANY soup, such as: chicken noodle soup. even if it already has noodle.
Dumplings :)
Cold canned tomato soup
broiled and unseasoned broccoli
burnt toast
leftover mashed potatoes that were mixed with crushed up stale Skyline oyster crackers
A bowl of pure concentrated soy sauce
Hot sauce
The pit of crippling existential dread
Cat fur
Italian tomato sauce mixed with melted Mexican cheese and chili flakes that didn't taste good on the noodles but
Spoiled pork roast from last week (poisoning damage is not negated)
Cranberry jello
Dog food (okay i didnt eat THIS one but my dog did and she approved)
The beast within
Too-salty food stand pretzel
Anything greenish and vaguely healthy
Tin foil
My own hair that fell in my face again and i accidentally took a bite of while it was still attached to my head but hey at least there's rice????????????????????????????????????????????
10 THINGS THAT CANNOT BE MADE BETTER BY RICE ( I ASSUME BECAUSE I DIDNT TRY EATING THESE)
Miso soup (im a hater)
Sleep paralysis demon standing in the closet doorway
Dave
Crushed teeth flakes
Taxes
That one food truck with the shittiest lo mien noodles ive ever had
Colder slimier rice
Sewer water
Your father's toenails in the toenail jar
Wire cables
