#...i don't even

[grumpyfaceurn]

Your cookie is problematic

- snobby opinions about “right” way to consume certain food and drink (esp. tea and sushi)

- is in a musical fandom but claims to not even particularly like musicals

- likes Irish singers specifically; probably cultural fetishism

- talks about video games she has not played herself, only ever watched being played

- can’t even tell the difference between Titian and Botticelli

...did I forget one

[wistsandmagic]

Soc: ...EW, what -is- that thing?

Katy: *signing* *Called 'em 'gulper eels'* *points to bottom of screen where the name is at -- she's closest to the TV, she can -see- it*

Phae: *disgusted face* ...c'n see -why-...

Rao: It looks likka piece'a black shoestring that got -melted- on one end. *stare*

Soc: ...-hairy- melted shoestring. *points* See -look-, that -thing's- got HAIR onna -back and bottom-.

All: Ewwwwwwwwww.

*aaand then said gulper eel does its thing*

Soc: *grossed-out squeak* -GROSS-, its -head- could eat its whole -body- 'n still have room to -disappear-.

Twins: *stare at each other* ...it's the Cheshire-Catfish!

All: *look at each other, horrified*

Phae: ...*looks at the TV* ...it all makes -sense- now. -Wonderland- issat th' bottom'a th' -ocean- on Earth.

[symbelmyne]

do you have a hairy ass

[orionsbeltbuckle]

I have failed at having any sort of influence.

My sister: Harry Potter is so stupid, I don't understand why so many people like it.

Me: Fuck off.