The Incredible Sulk

Ein Keks ist mehr als die Summe seiner Krümel

[grumpyfaceurn]

Monthly reporting fucking bane of my existence

[langernameohnebedeutung]

Ich bin sicher, das wird er souverän und mit Humor aufnehmen

[daughterofscotland]

Was sind Mehrzweckeier? Mach ich aus dem gleichen Ei Pfannkuchen und Eiersalat?

[grumpyfaceurn]

Hab es auch googeln müssen. Vom SWR:

[crayfishcoffee]

What do you call a group of olms?

[asmuchasidliketo]

My favorite puns in the notes:

[bad-moodboard]

Dutch, 15th Century

[asmuchasidliketo]

[grumpyfaceurn]

What the fuck is up with calves? Oh you moved a little awkwardly? Cramp. You point your toes? Cramp. Your electrolyte balance is a little off? Cramp! You're lying in bed fast asleep? CRAMP!

[arthistoryanimalia]

#Caturday 🐱

Man Ray (USA, 1890-1976)

Still Life No. 1, 1913

Oil on canvas

On display at Columbus Museum of Art’s Cats exhibition (1931.257)

[woodrider]

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

[grumpyfaceurn]

I thought I had a decent grasp of language and then I started writing user stories and am getting reviews that read like the corrections of a disgruntled Deutschlehrer in Mittelstufe

[kaiserin-erzsebet]

No summer travel is complete without getting screwed over by Deutsche Bahn.

[kaiserin-erzsebet]

[grumpyfaceurn]

In Switzerland they don't even let German trains into the country because they're so frequently delayed and then cause further delays for the Swiss trains.

[grumpyfaceurn]

Emu war is a widely known meme.

But it was only today that I learned of the Lobster War, Turbot War and not one, not two, but three Cod Wars.

[love-and-hisses]

Good night innernets. (Bao, Momos and Khinkali, who is all "TRYIN' TO SLEEP HERE, LADY.")

[meangirlnurse]

@identifyingikeainposts

[danielkanhai]

i hate when apps know that i’m screenshotting something. when i screenshot something, that’s me acting outside your realm of understanding, app. i am beyond what you consider the observable universe. you’re not supposed to perceive me. we don’t know when god screenshots the earth. we don’t know when he’s like, “okay i’m just gonna take a pic in case i ever want to add dinosaurs back to something later and don’t remember how.” and if we did, we wouldn’t act all smug about it like, “hey, you wanna share that post? you could just click here to share it.” no, man. you didn’t catch me. i screenshotted this for my own reasons. what’s next? i can’t take a photo of my computer screen with my phone out of laziness without being shamed by the printer i don’t own?

[formlines]

Humpback Whale Feather

Sam Stone

[grumpyfaceurn]

11am on Monday and I'm already desperate for the weekend

[grumpyfaceurn]

Work might actually bearable if it wasn't for all the tasks

[catsofyore]

Casting an unschedule nap spell on you. Postcard from my collection, no date.

[grumpyfaceurn]

She says "am straw widow"

Straw widow/widower is someone whose partner has left for the weekend (or longer)

[desultory-suggestions]

It turns out that you can become the person you’ve always envisioned but you’ll still have the person you were before inside of you and you have to treat them with as much forgiveness and love as possible