#...i don't even know

[veterinaryshitposting]

[expectoxpatr-ohno]

@eccentriclookingwizard

Bees. She’s went and built him a beehive for Valentine’s for no other reason than that it would be nice to be able to add fresh honey to his tea and biscuits. And maybe because she once had seen him hovering in the back garden in an empty space and thought a bright splash of yellow and a decent hive would look lovely there.

James had helped her most days, while he was at the pet shop and Marlene sat in her chair and gave orders. She went as far as to order him a keepers get up, patterned in yellow and orange and green and it’s set out on the bench when she leads him into the garden with her hands over his eyes.

“It’s no’-- conventional--” she laughs and comes around to press a soft kiss to his lips, telling him to keep his eyes closed for a moment more.

She stepped away and made a few final adjustments. Made sure the doors were sealed properly and his outfit spread out before him. “Right--- ye can look now.”

[khrused-archived]

pov: you took hera out on a date and offered her a slice of your pizza

*insert best date giggle here*

👀 👀 👀

 ❝ don’t mind if i do ❞

 ❝  mmmm  ❞

 ❝  anyways ― ❞  continues to talk with food stuffed in her cheek like a squirrel 

[hookbleda]

         “TH’ bruises and contusions will remind me what ya did when ya wake.”

                       @fatesewn​ / sc / Camisado - Panic! at the disco / for Jay 

[naturaliized-blog]

❋ fun drinking game: take a shot every time the anime zooms in on a character clenching their fist.

[gardenvarietyunique]

Did anyone bring their chain mail to work? Besides that bikini top?

-someone in the costume shop today

[cisgooglesearches]

I like that nonbinary/agender/genderfluid/etc people are all automatically gay. We are all one with the gay. I mean we aren't definitively one label unless we exclusively like enbies which is even gayer

Maybe if we all concentrate we can finally transcend these flesh prisons and become a traveling cloud of Enby™ 

[thatotherfiend]

So....

is anyone else more than a little creeped out by the lay’s commercials with mr and mrs potato head eating...potato chips?