Thoughts And Preds

Being a doctor is 10% medicine, 20% surgery and 90% stress

[veterinaryshitposting]

[holespoles]

Felibberto Scarpa, The Cat Who Went to the Ophthalmologist (1953)

[rnismatch]

I have just come into possession of the codes to detonate the chip inside of every dog

[veterinaryshitposting]

dont do it

[mona-l1sa]

[veterinaryshitposting]

hydrocephalus

[veterinaryshitposting]

[talesfromtreatment]

We have an obese dachshund in today and a coworker knowingly just called him a "girthy weiner"

[stitchposts]

[veterinaryshitposting]

[hollowboobtheory]

ancient greek vet trying to neuter a hydra but alas...

[veterinaryshitposting]

i think that's called testicular cancer

[drferox]

And yes, of course, while the werewolf is sedated we can trim their nails.

[talesfromtreatment]

Vet: okay, I don't see any fractures but this toes are very swollen

Me: maybe he stepped in a bee

Punny coworker: I think he stepped in an A. It's pointier.

Vet: well, I guess we will *see*

Punny coworker: hopefully we find what *de* problem is

Vet: we can always send the rads *ee*-lectronically

Punny coworker:.... eff you *laughing*

Vet: well, gee, that was rude!

[beardedmrbean]

[scoutsmoocrew]

crypto bros but they’re just trading cryptosporidium

[veterinaryshitposting]

buying dairy calves be like

[veterinaryshitposting]

[sueanoi-the-vet]

Me : your pet’s blood result comes quite concerning. I recommend going to a facility with more equipment than us, i could write a referral now.

O: do we have to bring him with us?

[hapalopus]

People be like "I wish dragons were real, I'd love to have a pet dragon, I wanna be a dragon rider" but then call horses demonic and chaotic and evil, like, mate, if you can't handle a horse you prolly couldn't handle a dragon. A dragon is just a scaly carnivorous horse.

[veterinaryshitposting]

implying horses aren't carnivorous

[beemovieerotica]

[catasters]