Dickles. Dammit.

uhhh....i have no idea what any of this means

[lakevida]

god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time

[trezvennik]

is this talking about tumblr or the internet in general

[lakevida]

allrecipes.com

[marchingmoths]

outside of the obvious reasons why the hollanov relationship reveal must be crazy to shane’s parents, it’s gotta be wild to them that their shy, awkward kid is dating the league slut. their kid, who cannot even say the word “sex” without blushing, has been fucking a man whose sexual reputation is a topic of conversation. for a decade. they are in fact on a sexcation together. if you want to see them, you need to text them that you’re on your way there, because even if they know you’re coming in advance, they cannot keep their hands off of each other long enough to properly keep track of time. david hollander sees things start to heat up between them and knows instantly that they have probably fucked against every window in that extremely glass house.

idk i’m obsessed with how shane bringing ilya home is not just him coming out as gay, it’s him coming out as an experienced sex freak.

[imaginaldisc]

I spent six hours making this

[thatotherfiend]

some tiny-titted binch: don't wear bras let your titties live!!!!! i never wear bras!!!!!!!!!

me, a godless titty goblin, made of 90% titty: i haven't taken this bra off for forty years

[thatotherfiend]

*nudge nudge* do you mind terribly if i beg for an update of all bets are off/one lucky pull? :D

For you guys, anything ^.^ BEHOLD!

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7067980 

[tamamita]

I love how the monkey from Aladdin is just called “Dad” if you translate “Abu”

[pokemaster7]

are you telling me that he calls the monkey “daddy”

[tamamita]

By Allah, not on this post you don’t

[soup-erb]

[thatotherfiend]

me, to Trump

[spacemarines100-blog]

[slbtumblng-deactivated20221210]

[beltsquid]

This kinda shit puts a smile on my face because Lovecraft’s eldritch horrors were products of his intense racism and antisemitism.  His idea of The Other is a monster that will drive you insane just to look upon it. A lot of his works are about his disgust with miscegenation.

And y’all wanna fuck that.  He’d hate that. He’d hate that so much.

Keep fucking Cthulhu, you weirdos. God bless.

[glumshoe]

I pretend to be complex and clever but in reality, nothing has ever made me laugh harder than those bad Chinese subtitles from the bootleg Lord of the Rings DVDs. Tears streaming down my face, core aching, slowly suffocating because I’m laughing too hard.

[absynthe--minded]

also (because one can never have too many of these)

and my personal favorite:

[glumshoe]

I somehow forgot to add my own favorite, which is this one:

I also appreciate the ones that really change the tone and suggest that the characters openly loathe each other…

and this one, which gently encourages self-care:

[steddiely]

listen you guys forgot some important ones

[nosoundinspace]

ya’ll forgot the best one

[sometimespudding-deactivated201]

[gurl]

you are loved.

[sosuperawesome]

Geneva Benton on inprnt and Tumblr

See more artists on Tumblr

So Super Awesome is also on Facebook, Pinterest and Instagram

[kenderfriend]

These are stunning 💕💕💕

[kaijuuuu]

THE COLOURS!!! 😍

[theonion]

Nation’s Schools To Ensure Bullied Transgender Students Hide In Stalls Of Bathrooms Corresponding To Biological Sex

WASHINGTON—Reversing federal guidelines to public schools issued by the Obama administration, Attorney General Jeff Sessions announced Thursday that states and local school districts would be charged with ensuring that bullied transgender students hide in bathroom stalls corresponding to their biological sex. “We need to make certain that harassed transgender students are fleeing to bathrooms consistent with the sex they were assigned at birth so that they can sit perfectly still with their feet pulled up on a toilet seat in an appropriate setting,” said Sessions, adding that transgender youths did not have the right to avoid imminent bodily harm in any bathroom stall they wanted. “If a student wishes to cower in a stall and muffle their sobbing because of the beating they’re certain to receive if discovered, they are welcome to—but only in facilities intended for their biological sex.” At press time, a number of transgender students told reporters they would have no choice but to leave campus in order to hide in bathroom stalls several times a day.

[thatotherfiend]

That’s...that’s not even satire anymore guys....that’s just straight up real shit my guy.

[brood-mother]

me asking my friends to beta my writing

[slutaciouslestat]

@little-lottie @boldlyluckycheesecake this was me xD

[thatotherfiend]

@hearteyesmonroe

[captain-erwinmerica]

This has been a Yuzuru Hanyu ina bauer appreciation post. 

[thatotherfiend]

It has been appreciated...so appreciated 

[the-memedaddy]

[visualglitz]

I prefer these types of slams against him. The whole ‘what law will he sign about you’ generator thing sickens me because it makes light of things he has enacted that have caused people to die. This? This I like.

[weavemama]

Let me fuckin tell ya’ll about these “detention centers” undocumented immigrants go once they’re rounded up by ICE officers. These innocent people have to go through one of the most gruesome and harsh conditions just for trying to start a new life in America. The so called “land of the free”. 

Detention centers for illegal immigrants is nothing new. In fact, these centers were running during Obama’s AND Bush’ presidency. But this problem is gonna get a lot worse with Trump’s terrible obsession with cracking down on immigrants. These “detention centers” are going to get crazy crowded (like it isn’t crowded enough). The immigrants are being in a crammed cold cells for more than 72 hours, ( Department of Homeland Security’s own 2008 guidelines say the cells aren’t meant for more than a 12-hour processing period.) they’re being prevented from wearing extra layers of clothing, they’re woken up every 15 minutes, they’re given little to no medical care when needed, they’re sleeping on toilet paper so that the cement floor won’t be as uncomfortable, they’re being deprived of home-cooked meals, and they’re being sleep deprived. For what? For coming here “illegally”? For not wanting to go through the painful decade long process of becoming “legal”? The government isn’t doing anything about this because since they’re “illegal”, they barely have the same constitutional rights as a prisoner. 

-Immigrant homes are being raided

-Immigrants are taken from their homes

-Immigrants are taken to these “centers” 

-Immigrants are treated like shit in these “centers”

Idk guys but it sounds like……. history is….. repeating itself…………….

[rockworm]

So…. basically internment camps are a thing right now and we didn’t even know about them.

They avoid calling them that because treating people like shit is somehow better when its called “detention centers”

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

What do you think is the best way to protest, or at the very least, spread the word about this? Because right not this is so genuinely overwhelming that I kind of can’t think of anything…

[weavemama]

It’s honestly hard to say :/ awareness is the first step resisting. Hopefully more people will know about this harsh treatment and that’ll cause more protests. But once again, these people barely have the rights of an actual prisoner….. We’ll see how this news spreads in a couple more weeks and see how the people resist.