#...i don't even know anymore

[d-lewis-avengerwrangler]

Just used my phone’s flashlight to look under the couch... for my phone.

[fortune-maiden]

Looking back at some of my old fics, I realize: I don't write fluff. I write SAP!

[interstitialvacancy]

I endured last months without slapping him (at least) by thinking a few weeks more and I won't have to see him on daily basis, but now - hey! another 1,5 years! fuck. what for. you are repeating over and over and over how unhappy you are here and that as soon as you can you're moving to study that stuff you have business in, and then say 'meh no too much work' right before it. seriously, he would be a wonderful character in a story how arrogance and pride fucks up somebody's life, but knowing him irl is such a annoyance aghhhh

[fandemonium-pandemonium]

"I don't give a fuck." "Son, if you didn't give a fuck, we wouldn't be having the sex talk."

[jimouse-blog]

stahp das ghei

whoever smelt it, dealt it, sucka

[curufinwefeanaro]

Fëanor-mun: Also, I was thinking

Nerdanel-mun: Yes, my fiery lovemuffin?

[swan2swan]

But, dude, force fields...

[piratekenway]

...making this rebloggable and also HS AU WHERE PAIN IS NONEXISTENT.

pineappleglazedham asked you:

27. you know what i like~

Yes. Yes, I very much do, you asshole.

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It's a fantastic coincidence that they bump into each other, really--the transfer student from Scotland and one of the most popular girls in school. And by bump into each other, I mean Robb almost bowls Elle over trying to get to class early and navigate through the labyrinth of hallways at the same time.

What no one expects is for Robb and Elle to somehow start hanging out. They're a strange combination: the perpetually-unshaven transfer student who has a dog waiting outside for him at school every day, and the pretty, intelligent student body president who's a shoo-in for valedictorian. And yet, they somehow manage to build up a friendship.

And what no one, except a few rather perceptive people (the list of which includes Robb's entire family, Elle's few friends, and Theon Greyjoy), know about is that Robb has somehow managed to fall head over heels in love. Again.

Of course, he would.