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Running with the D. rex disaster being an operation done without any input from Wu and minimal knowledge from Masrani actually gives Wu's video logs about E750 a LOT more depth:

Masrani: "Henry, the B-team just had one of their science projects kill a man, so the whole facility is getting shut down."

Wu: "There was a B-team?"

Masrani: "Officially, no. And practically, not anymore. But we need some cover. Do you know anything about making hybrids?"

Wu *flashing through a thousand hypotheitical papers from the past two decades* "Some."

Masrani: "How would you like to make the world's FIRST hybrid dinosaur?" *wink wink*

Wu: "Depends on how much money and freedom I get." *wink wink*

Masrani: *making a huge mistake* "You do whatever you want."

#he REALLY emphasizes that it's the first #and he has video logs!#to prove that YES. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME THIS HAPPENED.#THERE WERE NO INCIDENTS RELATED TO MISTER MASRANI AT ALL #doctor wu #henry wu #simon masrani #the story works #jwr #distortus rex #scorpios rex #and then he presented his work and simon said “ew get that thing away”#“and burn the evidence”

Once again thinking about how Sammy defined herself by her family's legacy and her family still discarded her and how the show tiptoed around it.

#the kenji-sammy episode should have been one of the MEATIEST ones but we can't actually acknowledge The Reason #kenji: “At least I can still use my family name for clout even if I want nothing to do with it”#sammy: “my family didn't like who i am so even when i gave everything up for them it wasn't enough”#she's the opposite of Kenji #i understand that they wanted to leave the homophobia unspoken but it did really become like a game of password #and then she finally talked about it with yaz offscreen and then her parents actually invited her girlfriend over #and they probably got better but it only took the literal end of the world for that to happen #ONE DAY YOU WILL GET YOUR YOUNG ADULT NOVEL SAMMY #Sammy gutierrez #it'd be nice if i wasn't so close to the situation

Hmmm. Home internet is down.

This could complicate things BUT it will probably be back tomorrow. Hopefully tonight.

#my current fear is that the landlord got a new more powerful wifi device #because ours has been free for years because it's used for the laundry roo.#so #it has technically never been ours #but it might just be a system thing #normally it at least senses a wifi source

#uploading a HAHA Jurassic World gif every day until I forget #jurassic world: chaos theory #jwct #chaos theory #jwct1 #that night #yasammy #yasmina fadoula #sammy gutierrez #also ben #ben pincus #he is here too because he is at LEAST the Greatest Ally #pride month #jurassic june #funny jokes

hinoneko

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

#yeah let's go #doctor who

June 12, 2016

With enough canvas located and the logs all lashed together, Brooklynn declares the raft seaworthy and ready to sail. Darius has everyone gather supplies: flares, fresh water, most of the remaining canned food they've gathered, Sammy's beloved can opener, and whatever other supplies they'll need are coming. Everything personal is to be left behind. The moon is half waxed, and the brighter the skies, the easier they'll be to see at night. They should have at least twelve days to sail to Costa Rica, or at least to a place where they can be fine.

They cast off in three days.

#THREE DAYS REMAIN #and then they leave Isla Nublar forever #camp cretaceous calendar #unofficial #camp cretaceous timeline #jwcc #jwcc3 #minus three #concept art from the show I don't remember who made it though!#I don't think it was mehrdad isvandi #mighta been scott?#if anyone knows please lemme know!

The funniest thing about mapping out the day-by-day goings of Camp Cretaceous is that there's a decent chance that Brooklynn and Sammy walk out of one episode and are then just gone for the rest of the day, and all their scenes actually take place about 24 hours after the rest of the ep.

#srwcc #their adventure takes 36 hours and that's canon there's no mistaking it #the only question is when they jump

Camp Cretaceous playing John Hammond's wistful flea circus music over the graphic description of his death is one of the most inspired and hilarious moves, I think.

#srwcc #jwcc

punkitt-is-here

you gotta believe her

#mlp #ponies

isawken

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

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World Heritage Post

isawken

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

#losing it right now