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*Hanna Barbera running noises*

#it's supposed to be part of a bigger gif but this was too funny #sammy gutierrez #srwcc #jurassic world: camp cretaceous #jwcc #loop #looping gif

Scoresheet Episode 305: "Eye of the Storm"

They got their butts whooped, guys. The electric fence nearly got them killed, trying to scout the dinosaur only got them caught, Bumpy ran away, Kenji didn't get them out in time, Yaz couldn't outrun a storm, Ben got lost, Sammy and Brooklynn got Darius back home in time, I guess, but I don't think anyone did ANYTHING, outside of God sending a lightning bolt to stall Scorpios for five seconds so Sammy got impaled rather than eaten.

MVP: GOD

Save Leader: GOD

The Load: GOD. That storm didn't have to happen, they could have all just run to the boat and sailed away.

#that episode rules because it's a good-old thumpin'#our heroes didn't do JACK SQUAT that whole time #they got spared by chance and chaos (which would actually make sick names for the Scorpios Rexes)#(except Chaos is already a Bary)#jwcc #srwcc

swan2swan

It really says something that I knew exactly what episode of Street Fighter this was from just a few shots early on.

swan2swan

she's so whiny

#ALL HE DID WAS KILL HER FATHER WAS THAT SUCH A BIG DEAL?#street fighter

is she doing the rapid kick on the door

#street fighter

It really says something that I knew exactly what episode of Street Fighter this was from just a few shots early on.

#HE KILLED HIS FATHER TOO AND YOU DON'T HEAR HIM WHINING ABOUT IT #street fighter

puppetmaster55

Was digging though my bookshelves and rediscovered these. @swan2swan I think I mentioned these a couple years back as additional story to JP3.

swan2swan

Gosh I LOVE tie-in stories that just Needlessly Involve the Main Characters from another story, it's LITERALLY

#also I don't know why these are impossible to find they should be easy to locate at a con #same with the Jurassic Park CYOA book #jurassic park 3 #jp3

One of the reasons why Camp Cretaceosus has peak writing is because they give away that there are two Scorpios Rexes.

It's right there! In the show! The only reason they survive is because the first one runs off at the call of a second one!

But it's immediately followed up with Sammy dying, so the brain deletes that file. Maybe it's just my brain, but I feel like if you're not meticulously analyzing the show for stuff like that, or watching it on a weekly basis, you just Won't Retain That Fact because something Much More Urgent and Unexpected happened.

The scene is over so quickly and so much happens that you can't really process it, and by the time it becomes relevant again, it's too late: the mystery is already being answered.

#there are several elements to the show that would be lost if it released weekly #first is that you'd know Sammy's the spy on Episode 2 from one rewatch #because she's out of bounds #you MIGHT think she's a red herring but any post-ep speculation of “who's sneaking off?” would end with “sammy”#yaz could almost be a red herring in the next ep but #it's obvious #the double scorpios is another one #I know there's another but...I have work to do #srwcc #scorpios rex

I forget how BIG Scorpios is supposed to be, sometimes.

#srwcc #scorpios rex #emphasis on REX

*leans head in from kitchen*

Do we invite Scorpios Rex to Pride Month?

#they're canonically asexual #more in the scientific biological sense than the typical A #but #srwcc #scorpios rex

the-garbage-void-deactivated202

There's this weird tendency among fandom types where they'll take a character, and insist that they are fans of them, before changing their design, age, pronouns, backstory, blood type, species, hometown, favorite color, zodiac sign, medical history, and every other facet of their being.

They will then violently insist that this version is superior to the canon one and act like they "fixed" them and it's like. Buddy that's not the same character anymore. That's just your own oc commiting identity fraud. Like. I get the desire to experiment with different interpretations of a story. But first of all it's okay to just make an original character if that's what you really want to do. And second of all, are you even really a fan of the character you "fixed" if they're a completely different person afterwards?

Like. Idk dude for somebody who claims to be a fan you sure don't seem to like them as they are :/

supreme-leader-stoat

Gonna remember "buddy that's not the character that's your OC committing identity fraud."

flipocrite

ship of OCtheus

#ship of octheus #omg #that's great

baradragon

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

baradragon

some of you should not be reblogging this

assdad

#omg

Oh, you WILL, Benny-Boy.

One day, you will....

#IT'S GONNA BE A LONG FOUR MINUTES PINCUS #and you're gonna be in a LOT of pain #jwct #jwcc #srwcc #ben pincus #benji #kenji kon

Yes yes YES there is an EXTRA SHOT I forgot about, this project can WORK!

#srwcc #the project is live and the wall is advancing

Kenji (on Isla Nublar) says "I'm a New Man!", right before he slips and falls, echoing Dennis Nedry (played by Wayne Knight, who also plays Newman on Seinfeld) slipping and falling in the first Jurassic Park film.

#srwcc #kenji kon #dennis nedry #eye of the storm #jurassic park #wayne knight #seinfeld

Wednesday, June 15, 2016

After almost four long months of new ideas, bad ideas, failed plans, and careful preparation, the CampFam's stay on Isla Nublar finally comes to an end as they launch a raft. Loaded with supplies and looking forward to a full moon to make it easy for them to be spotted on their impending week at sea, the kids are finally on their way to rescue!

A lot has changed during this time. Sammy and Kenji have formed a secret handshake; Darius and Brooklynn have each gone up a shoe size; Ben has made sure everyone knows how he and Bumpy defeated Toro; and Yaz has finally maybe started to trust Brooklynn. But trust is a fragile thing, and so is a makeshift sail: one heavy gust of wind and a powerful wave later, and the hopeful family find themselves right back where they started.

During a tense group meeting, Kenji offhandedly reveals the location of a cache of hang-gliders, and the group quickly realizes that their wind-catching canvases will make for perfect sails. Thus, the next day's mission is planned: tomorrow, they head for Lookout Point! This adventure is almost over!

#camp cretaceous calendar #WELCOME BACK #jurassic world: camp cretaceous #jwcc #darius bowman #jwcc3 #brooklynn #ankylosaurus bumpy #ben pincus #yasmina fadoula #sammy gutierrez #kenji kon #brachiosaurus #pteranodon #stegosaurus #june 15

304 Scoresheet: "Clever Girl"

There's not a lot of action in this one.

Darius: Catches Compass (TPK save, PP), saves Blue (Save and a Setup)

Yaz: Gets compass from a high place, gets the car moving, keeps up with the compy to save the compass.

Kenji: Gets the quarters to save Blue, but also kicks off the plot with his nonsense.

Sammy: Yells at Brooklynn, finds the bunker, finds the computer

Brooklynn: Frustrates Sammy, does nothing, but helps

Ben: He didn't show up today.

MVP: Yasmina. She takes charge throughout most of the episode and is absolutely irreplaceable. She plays the muscle for Darius's plans.

Save Leader: Darius. He keeps the crew from getting caught when Yaz messes up, notices that the sealant needs to set, and decides to save Blue, which comes back later.

The Load: Kenji. Yeah, his quarter plan saves the day at the end, but he's causing all sorts of mischief through the episode...knocking the tray off, getting the compass stolen, not helping to move the vending machine, and antagonizing Blue at the end. Cut him from the episode, and there's really no danger at all.

#srwcc #jwcc save counter #we'll total them up later #clever girl #jwcc3

permanenteclipse

Fictional country: average fantasy

Fictional small town in the middle of nowhere in real country: par for the course in any genre

Fictional major city in real country: standard fair, but it's usually clearly based on a real city

Fictional suburb of real major city in real country: strange but I can see the application

Real major city in fictional country: Chicago can be anywhere you dream of

aspiringwarriorlibrarian

#what about real small town in fictional setting#woah what if we isekaied a whole town#isekai#surely someone's done that right

There's a book series called 1632 by Eric Flint where a town called Grantville, West Virginia (modeled nearly one-on-one to actual town Mannington, West Virginia, in the year 1999 when the book was written) gets suddenly transported into 1632 Germany and how the inhabitants deal with it.

swan2swan

#tv tropes calls it mass teleportation and there's some other examples on that page#including one where apparently the entire country of japan gets isekaied?#oh and the popular one by harry turtledove where nantucket gets sent to the bronze age

#poor nantucket

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