#...i have no words

[velacuervo]

These spot the difference games sure are getting harder...

[mofffun]

[glittery-ishfish]

Canonically, Austria is afraid of marine animals (crabs, starfish, etc.).

But do you know why?

I- what?! Why???

Austria...? Should we talk??

[al-mayriti]

[royal-engineer-of-corona]

(7k). *sighs*. Really? You know if you splashed anyone else here you would’ve gotten your butt kicked. Lucky for you, I’m nice. Now here, *pulls out a water canteen*. This will help out, alright?

Seven Kingdoms AU

NEVERRRRRR!

[He slaps the canteen out of your hand.]

[ninetyfivepercentstress]

it’s official my mom’s delusional

[kyluxtrashpit]

No Morals Just Memes anon is horrified but not surprised by her girlfriends actions. Went over to visit and saw a small tree wrapped in Christmas lights but like, the non pine tree kind. Kinda weird so I asked about it. And she was literally like, “oh yeah, that. remember when we found a demon portal and you guys wouldn’t let me take a branch? Well I wanted a fucking souvenir. remember when we had to run for our lives because a branch broke off and nearly hit me?”

At this point I’m thinking, ah crap. She went and took a branch from the demon portal or chopped down the tree that nearly hit her with a branch or some shit. Nope. She just casually gestures at it and says “well I figure the the demons gave me this one to keep when they broke it off the tree and yeeted it at me” and like, wtf?????? That’s not a branch, a branch is maybe the length of a persons arm. The thing that nearly hit her was, like, the top half of the fucking tree             

...remember how I said earlier I keep being caught off guard by how much she continues to surprise me? Here we are again lmao. Also, the demon portal threw like half a tree at her and she went back there??? Holy fuck. I am one of the least superstitious people out there but there are just some things you Do Not Do. That is one of them. And then she kept it as a trophy? That is... wow. Holy shit. That is incredible tbh