Uh...They um...Interview,I-I guess...
Interviewer: Alright now. Let's start with the basics. Y'know,name,age that sorta jazz
Kyle: *She takes a swig from her flask* Right,this is already dumb. But I'm Kyle Elizabeth Kayles. 31 years,5'1 in height.
Jenna: *She's scratching her ears* General Kayles,though I prefer Jenna Wolf. If I were human,I'd be 17 and I'm 6'2 in height.
Interviewer: Alrighty then! Now,tell us a bit about yourselves...Let's start with our protagonist!
Jenna: Oh boy,well there's not much to me. I'm a wolf/Irish wolfhound mix,I'm a vegeterian and I dye my fur orange...Oh yeah,I'm also a lesbian,I guess...
Kyle: *Snicker* Kinda obvious,with you makin' lovey dovey eyes at Coco
*Harsh Jenna nudge(tm)*
Kyle: Oof!
Interviewer: Okay then. Now,Kyle,you tell us something about yourself!
Kyle: The f(bleep) would I tell you? My life was crap from 11 to 23,my girlfriend broke up with me and is one of the second act bosses and I have to work with this mistake on the game!
Jenna: Wait,you're bisexual?
Kyle:...I have a damn obvious crush on my obviously male colleague and I had a girlfriend.
Jenna: By the crush do you mean Cortex?
Kyle: What the f(bleep) do you think,y'mangy mutt?!
Jenna: Hey,my fur is clean,thank you very much!
Interviewer: R...Right...So um...Anything you could tell us about the game?
Kyle: *She takes another swig* Twinsanity rip off with soap opera twists. That's both the worst and best way I can describe it.
Interviewer: Oh um...W...Well,our viewers/listeners/readers want to know,will the legendary marsupial himself be playable?
Jenna: Well,we tried to convince Crash,but he turned down the offer. And I understand why! The N. Sane trilogy looks amazing!
Interviewer: Right. Thank you for your time girls!
Kyle: *In a Cockney accent and mocking tone* Was a pleasure workin' wif you,luv! Hope I can meet'ya some otha time!...*Normally* F(bleep) right off
