#...nah.

[crypt-the-frogge]

bit im spreading for whimsy:

calling your friends out "for doing a mumbo" / "being mumbo" or just going "Mumbo." at them when they start explaining/undervaluing the effort they put into a task because "it's quite simple really"

...before I get called out yes. this started w me calling myself out about redstone. but in my defense- is yanked off stage

[fiblertsos]

I'm hard at work with the comic rn, but I still have some time to waste on stupid ass memes

Astaroth is very concerned for the state of things in Hell

(English translation: "thinking about our country's economy, education and healthcare")

[senji-posting]

...so if the planet DID have good enough signal, what would you call your ex about huh

...probably nothing, since he wouldn't pick up anyway. What's it to you?

[hanahakicorpse]

I suppose this would be the part where I post a smiling emote?

[dumb-hat]

Look, sometimes you have the night off work and you really wanna play video games, but there’s maintenance. So, sometimes, maybe, instead of doing anything productive, you just spend the whole damn night losing yourself to the heartbreaking majesty of Heel Turn 2. It’s a relatively simple narrative wrapped in haunting, human complexity. 

Get stomped like a snake Lie down in the dirt Cling to my convictions Even when I get hurt Be an upstanding, well-loved man about town In your child's mind, that's how it goes down But I tried the losing side

I don't want to die in here I don't want to die in here

Drift down into the new, dark light Without any reservations You found my breaking point Congratulations Spent too much of my life now trying to play fair Throw my better self overboard Shoot at him when he comes up for air Come unhinged, get revenge

I don't want to die in here I don't want to die in here

Stay good under pressure For years and years and years and years President of the fan club Up there choking on his tears (Choking on them!)

Let all the trash rain down From way up in the rafters I'm walking out of here in one piece Don't care what comes after Drive the wedge Go out and torch the bridge

I don't want to die in here I don't want to die in here

[stop-breaking-my-heart-telltale]

I have an idea. 

Whether it’s a dumb one or not, I dunno. But it’s an idea nonetheless. 

I’ve talked about my next playthrough of the whole twdg series that I’ll be streaming and I was trying to think of something to make it different and fun. 

I mean, it’s fun regardless playing them again and chatting with you guys about the games, but you get what I mean. Aside from making different major choices such as actively NOT siding with Kenny in s1 or going with someone different at the end of s2 and whatnot, I had another thought inspired by the... eh, not great date I had. 

Twdg BINGO. 

...Yes, really. Hear me out. 

I thought it could be fun for all of us to have bingo cards and if you get a bingo you can, like... I dunno, take a shot [if you’re of age, no underage drinking please] or something. I haven’t thought that far but it’s fine. 

The thing is I’ve thought of different things to put on the bingo cards for each season but I don’t have enough. So if you have any suggestions, please send them in! 

I need at least 25 each and the more the merrier.  So far, I have:

Season One

Chuck glitch

Lee falls down

CJ says she misses Louis

#SaveDoug

CJ calls Carley “muh wife”

Ben gets someone killed

A big choice doesn’t actually have big consequences

Ben lies

Cannibalism 

CJ does the laugh

Larry’s an Asshole

“Beaver Omid” reference

Molly’s a badass

Baby Clem is adorable

Livid 

“I wonder what Louis is doing right now. “

Season Two

Omid deserved better

Sassy Clementine

Luke gets abducted by aliens

Nuke

Kenny’s the antagonist

A big choice doesn’t actually have big consequences

CJ does the laugh

“Shitbird.”

Bonnie sucks

Carlos acts like an incompetent "doctor."

Sarah suffers a shitty death

Jane doesn’t like babies

“I wonder what Louis is doing right now.”

A New Frontier

Javier is the best

Emo Clementine

Kate’s thirsty for Javi

JavixKate forced romance

Gabentine 

Someone calls Tripp “daddy”

Flashbacks

A big choice doesn’t actually have big consequences

Emo Gabe

Mariana deserved better

Eleanor’s the worst

CJ does the laugh

Jesus is a badass

Javi strong, not fast

Javi flirts with Jesus

“I wonder what Louis is doing right now.”

Michonne

Oak is Best MOM

Ghost children

Sam does something stupid

CJ does the laugh

Randall’s a bastard

A big choice doesn’t actually have big consequences

The Final Season

AJ’s a murder baby

Clouis smooches

CJ complains about the lack of a piano mini-game

Louis plays piano

“Clem said I could!”

Violet mentions eyeballs

Chat calls Marlon a rat

Aasim becomes exasperated

Lilly’s as asshole

Tenn does something dumb

Flaming walkers

Disco Broccoli shows up

Louis sings

Abel gets hurt

CJ does the laugh

Mitch is a tsundere

“Aasim should’ve been the leader.”

CJ goes on a rant about betrayed Violet

Omar is God. 

CJ gushes about Louis

Chat gushes about Louis

Abel acts like a creep

Rusim 

CJ’s salty about Mitch’s death

As I said, please feel free to send in suggestions. I’ve already looked into a couple websites that’ll randomize the cards and allow you to play online without having to be complicated. Also suggestions for what we could do if we get a bingo or blackout would be great, too. 

This is just something I thought could be fun and even if y’all don’t wanna play, I’m playing with a bottle of wine soooo.... yeah. 

Also, I don’t actually know when I’m replaying the series. I want to finish the commentaries and the play Oxenfree, The Council, and do a replay of Man of Medan before Little Hope comes out sooo.... We’ll see. 

[redlikebloodiedbones]

WHAT IF I REBLOGGED ONE OF MY MORE SPICY SELFIES FROM MONTHS AGO.