Hey did I ever tell Tumblr that the very first drabble I ever wrote was Napoleon RPF? It was for a Les Mis drabble challenge community, and the prompt was to do something involving a historical figure. I did exactly zero research. :)
“I met an interesting man today,” my husband announces as we get ready for bed. “Oh?” “Yes. He was staring at me.” “Everyone stares at you,” I say. “You’re famous.” “This man was different,” he insists. “A priest. I asked him, ‘Who is this good man looking at me?’ ‘Sire,’ he said, ‘you are looking at a good man, and I at a great one. May we both be the better for it.’” He pauses. “I made him a bishop.” “Mm,” I say. “Come to bed.” He obliges, asks, “Josephine? Do you think I did right?” “Go to sleep, Napoleon.”