#...sorry!

[theskirtisdior]

i was just refering to your horny posting i probably should have waited until a better time im very sorry about that

no no its fine

well... ok its not fine but its not the worst thing in the world

if it makes u feel any better I stopped spiraling 4 a min 2 laugh rlly rlly hard at the timing.

well I'm uh glad my posts have... uh... a lasting effect on ppl?

idk uh... I feel like it'd be kinda bad 2 ask if u wanted 2 b a regular anon like... rn... but I wanna hear more abt this pls.....

[envy-of-the-apple]

Which jjk man do you think perfectly fit for the role of the husband from Rosemary's baby?

Was I successful in convincing you of a jjk x Rosemary's Baby crossover?

im starting to think i might've catfished yall into thinking im some horror fanatic IM NOT ACTUALLY im a super big coward and ive never watched rosemary's baby-

jennifer's body is like...the only horror film i watched...and it was purely because i didnt know it was a horror movie my friend told me it was yuri TT

[purrpickle]

So I sat down to write a quick Saverly fic... And ended up with the first chapter of a one-sided Saverly/established Wayhaught/eventual Pezberry multi-chapter fic instead. I’m sorry @theonewithpurplehair, but I tried! XD

[itscowboytime]

do you think that any of the dagger squad knew before bradley and jake that they were in love with each other, maybe nat or javy considering they’re the closest to them? or bob since he seems to be an observant guy [applies for IBLBM if you want to answer!]

apologies in advance for being a wet blanket, friend!

if we're going off of the movie... they were both consummate fucking assholes to each other from nearly start to finish. they know exactly where to press to hurt and I don't think that would be translating into love for any of the members of the dagger crew, because it isn't love. I'm in the minority for believing that neither of them even liked each other let alone had feelings for the vast majority of the movie - their opinion of each other only starts to shift on the tarmac prior to the mission being flown, and then once Jake's saved Bradley (and Mav). even Nat and Javy probably only viewed their interactions as Jake and Bradley being competitive with each other to the nth degree. Bob wouldn't notice either way because he doesn't experience charitable thoughts about Jake ever 😂

as for IBLBM - Nat assumes it's a hate fucking thing at first, let's not forget! she doesn't assume that feelings are involved at all. Javy, if he knew, would fall in the same camp and would probably discourage Jake from sleeping with Bradley at all.

[relatablepicsofpolygems-blog]

[blazinginbus1]

Keep going don't ever stop. Can you share your favorite zouis moments?

Well, if you insist. I will happily continue being the destructive Zouie I am. 😇

As for Zouie moments—You sure you wanna open that Pandora’s box? Cause once I start on Zouis, there’s really no stopping.

But nonetheless, I’m here to deliver. Come suffer with me. :)

You didn’t specify an amount, so I’m starting off modestly with five.

I guess ill just start here:

1. Why the F*CK were they like this during that Irish radio interview?

They’re literally acting like two love-sick puppy dogs, desperately seeking out each other’s warmth to survive, by cuddling.

2. The Best Day Of My Life. (a.k.a. When they got their Mystery Machine!)

Just look at how happy they were that day !! They could not stop smiling, because they finally had something that was theirs, and only theirs. The personally monogrammed seats really solidify that, don’t they? They literally own property together, let that sit in.

But rest easy; The Mystery Machine is still safe and sound at Louis’.

3. Basically, the entirety of Zouis’ hour on 1D Day.

(p.s. If someone loves me, please make a video snippet of them between 6:08-6:20-ish; They say the same things at the same time, and its too cute!)

4. ZOUIS’ PAINTBALL DATE.

I’m still so, soo sad we didn’t end up getting a full-length video of this. (I guess management didn’t sign off on it??) Nevertheless, this is tied with the Mystery Machine in being one of my favorite Zouis moments ever! And lastly…

5. This.

Watch it. Then watch it again. Then watch it once more. And cry with me, because this is the sweetest, most purest thing in the world. Look at how Louis says it. How he looks at Zayn. How Louis' eyelashes flutter, and how Zayn's goes soft. I love this with my whole heart.

Did I answer this well enough? I hope so. Its almost impossible to choose just a handful of Zouis moments, because I honestly love them all. Not to mention, there’s so many more to choose from ;) Just say the word, and I would gladly make another. Thanks for the question, anon. xo ♥

[boltiisms-blog]

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