any time a woman says ‘he could kill me and I’d thank him’ an angel fucking dies

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any time a woman says ‘he could kill me and I’d thank him’ an angel fucking dies
Shane Hollander ლ(⌒▽⌒ლ) eyes closed grabby hands
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ilya is having sex with shane in all of his sports cars to decide which one he’s gonna take with him to ottawa cus the car where shane hits his strongest orgasm will be the winner. when it finally happens, shane is totally worn out, panting hard with his head against the glove box and ilya is kissing his back while caressing along his stomach and sometimes grabbing his chest and he goes “so this is the winner, yes?” and they both let out a breathless laugh and ilya pulls shane so that his back is against ilya’s chest and he asks “wanna go again?” and shane just shakes his head and ilya goes “no? did i wear out my baby?” and shane nods and ilya kiss behind shane’s ear and gently pats his head and goes “let’s go back inside then im gonna shower you and tuck you into bed and kiss you goodnight” and shane just nods again, completely spent and ilya lifts him up just enough to finally pull out and they both groan at the sensitivity and then ilya gets out of the car and lift shane up in bridal style to carry him back inside, ready to shower him and put him to bed
FAITH LEHANE ✦ This Year’s Girl
I think people should be able to exist in public without worrying about being recorded and posted online, even if they're being "weird", and I also think that if you see someone recording you without your consent then you should be able to legally spray paint their camera lens.
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Heated Rivalry, p. 269
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Jennifer Connelly in OF LOVE AND SHADOWS (1994) dir. Betty Kaplan
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You will be remembered as a hero.
Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller
Carl & Looking at Grace Lionel Boyce as Carl Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller
Eurylochus: What was the song of the sirens like? Odysseus: All the things you wanted to be and then all the things you wished you never wished for. It was a delicious itch you want to scratch but you find it under the skin and can't reach it. So the delicious itch becomes unbearable. It told you what you most want is what you most can't have and that the most you can't have is what you already had and lost. It was a song of all the promises I failed to keep. And it told me I don't really want to go home.
THE ODYSSEY (2026) dir. Christopher Nolan
The Odyssey (2026) dir. Christopher Nolan
Claudette Colbert as Ellie Andrews in It Happened One Night (1934)