Oct 27, 2022
Me: bro, what the fuck are you doing up, at FIVE IN THE MORNING.
HM??!
Friend: um. Getting ready?. What are YoU doing up?? You don't get up early, like, ever!
Me: ha! Well, I'll have you know, *I* didn't sleep!
Friend: w h y ? ?
Me: ...I was.. sad-
Friend: but I thought you slept more when you're sad-?
Me: i Do BoTh OkAy?!
DePrEsSiOn WoRkS bOtH wAyS, jOhN.
Friend: okay! okay! I'm sorry-
Me: g o o d . Now go to bed >:(
Friend: what-?! No! I'm getting ready!!
Me: alright fine! Make sure to eat breakfast.