rumi and mira get sent to an alternate universe burbank where zoey, because she’s in the us, never gets discovered despite her connection to the honmoon, and instead became a grungy bartender with a half shaved haircut, covered in tats and piercings that works at a dive bar which rumira stumble into one night.
she’s EXTREMELY flirty with them, and way more confident than the zoey they’re used to and in a different way, and she’s a bit of a pessimist. she also already has some control over the honmoon, including being able to summon her shin kals. she uses that control and her shin kals as party tricks in her bartending, which earns her a lot of tips. this tends to make the other, male bartenders jealous, and one night rumira end up helping zoey defend herself from them when they try to jump her and steal her tips after work.
they realize eventually that their goal while in this universe is to get zoey to go to korea to become a hunter, which is proving extremely difficult to do when she refuses to believe that chasing her dreams if being a musician will land her anywhere and that there’s no way the universe would ever chose her to be something as important as a demon hunter (let alone that demons exist). not to mention the fact that rumira cant go five minutes of looking at her without a little bit of drool dribbling out of their mouths. (mira has already taken some style notes she plans to give to their zoey when they get home) (rumi turns bright pink every time zoey looks at her for more than 40 seconds)
she keeps trying to hook up with them, but they at first can’t decide if that technically counts as cheating, and then eventually decide that it’d be unfair to this universe’s rumira if they denied them the chance to have zoey’s first kisses with her soulmates.
(they do have to fuck several times in order to get the edge off)
(this universe’s rumira are a pair of anxious weirdos who have only spoken to each other for the past five years after this universe’s celine was killed in a hunt)
(the moment they lay eyes on this universes zoey they latch onto her like a pair of kittens latches onto their owners shirt. coincidentally, she immediately starts calling them both “kitten” as soon as she meets them)
rumira are glad they managed to help bring them together but are also a little annoyed that these socially awkward dorks and the weirdo loner managed to basically become a polycule at first glance when it took them almost 8 years and an extremely traumatic event
(as soon as theyre back in their universe their zoey is POUNCING on them, crying about how worried she was and how much she missed them and where did they go and she loves them so much and kissing their cheeks and mouths and other parts, and theyre like Oh Yeah That Grunge Shit Is Hot But Our Girlfriend Is A Fucking Dorky Goddess)
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