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[freenarnian]

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[justlookatthosesausages]

Arguing with an american person over what's best between °C and °F is amazing because it always, always divert on the topic of the metric system and you get the divine opportunity to mute them with astonishment at the liquid/weight/dimension perfection of 1 liter = 1 kg = 1 dm³

[ellimaybe]

я: ремайнд ми эбаут муви найт эт 8:00

гугл: Sure! I'll remind you about Maegeve Right at 9:00 pm

я: ремайнд ми эбаут МУВИ НАЙТ эт...

гугл: Sure! I'll remind you about move at 9:00 pm

я: МУВИ ФАКИНГ НАЙТ!!!!1!1!1!

гугл: Sure! I'll remind you about Movie Fucking at 9:00 pm

[astroni800]

Co chcesz, żeby Twoje urządzenia technologiczne robiły dla Ciebie?

Schodziły mi z drogi.

One stają się głupsze od memów.

[himekushinada]

“Bah! I am not interested in hearing your crotch spawn anymore.” Kurama grumbled to Kushina. He WONT admire it out loud but he does begrudgingly care about Kushina. BUT ONLY because she needs looking out for! He’s totally not a tsundere! Thank you very much.

Another poke at her stomach.

“Quit your grumbling, will ya?!”

Weird looks flew her way, but Kushina brushed them off like a pro-head high, zero shame, Uzumaki confidence radiating.

It was break time. Which meant ramen time. Which meant nothing-not icky mission reports (so what if hers was 2 days late already?!), not people, and sure as hell not some overgrown furball - was getting between her and her precious miso broth.

And seriously - why the hell was the fox so chatty today, eh?

[suehnekreuz]

i should maybe really stop drinking caffeine

[otthonzulles]

THE PAIN

this is ridiculous!! @spreeathen @torunarigha

i want to be one of the 150 wiesbaden fans there