Dr. Stone Headcanons
x Texts with them Pt. 2 x
Part 1 here!
Part 2 bc part 1 reached 100 notes. Tysm !!! ♡
Stanley Snyder
⋆ he's an asshole
⋆ but a very cool asshole
⋆ the way he talks, the way he carries himself, even the way he texts, it's so suave
⋆ god forbid you ask for his opinion on something... it's always MEAN AF
⋆ "Stanley, which pic should I post on my socials?"
⋆ "whichever makes you look less ugly"
⋆ "...wtf?"
⋆ "so neither"
⋆ he enjoys being playfully mean to you to gauze your reaction
⋆ but if he senses you're genuinely hurt by his comment, the blondie will attempt to soothe you in his own way
⋆ "don't worry, being ugly means less creeps around you"
⋆ "stfu, stanley"
⋆ "yes, ma'am" / "yes, sir"
⋆ as you guys grow closer, this non-chalant man finds himself looking for ways to make you even more embarrassed and flustered
⋆ so sometimes he would randomly text you with sweet nicknames
⋆ oh don't ever let him know that you fw being called a good girl/good boy
⋆ if you did then uh oh, pack it up, its so over for you. he's going to ABUSE that phrase. you just handed him your leash with that one.
⋆ since he's a military man he can't be with you all the time to banter with you and all... that's why the texts between you guys mean alot to him so he makes sure to keep a backup of them just in case something happens to his phone
⋆ yk those group of people who sing happy birthday and dance around with a pic of the said person if you pay them...
⋆ for your birthday, stanley motherfuckin' snyder sends them the most embarrassing, most hideous candid picture of you which he sneakily clicked so he can send you a vid of them wishing you a happy birthday
⋆ he knows how to piss you off
⋆ and....he knows how to make it up to you as well ;)
⋆ either way, texts between you and stanley can get intense real quick. whether its from an intense banter or other stuff, it is upon you guys.
Xeno Houston Wingfield
⋆ apart from being a goofy disney villain....ok sorry sorry, apart from being a cruel dicktator, he's a sweet loverboy at heart
⋆ "Good morning, sweets! Good Night, Lovey! Have you eaten yet? Oh, did you enjoy your hiking trip?"
⋆ proper grammar, no spelling error, formal greeting, detailed interrogation
⋆ you almost concluded that this man cannot distinguish between an email and a normal text
⋆ but you were wrong
⋆ because to him texting each other is like being a PEN PAL with him, far from an e-mail...
⋆ but he's so sweet, you dont have the heart to tell him that he doesn't have to end his texts with "Yours elegantly, Xeno"
⋆ btw, if he ever sees some acronyms/slangs he doesn't understand, he immediately texts you to ask you it's meaning 🥹
⋆ some kid once commented "sybau" under his social media post explaining about some scientific phenomena
⋆ you didn't have the heart to tell him what it really means so you....
⋆ "The kid's telling you to Stay Young, Beautiful, and Unique, Xen."
⋆ he ALMOST replied back the kid with a hearty thank you but you thankfully stopped him. bless his soul.
⋆ he's the kind of fella to reply back to your texts as soon as he can
⋆ he also treasures your kind messages alot. they move him to tears sometimes.
⋆ when he complained about his ideas being rejected and you soothed him with your texts, he couldn't stop crying like a baby that day.
⋆ stanley keeps noticing his bestie being progressively more occupied with his phone
⋆ xeno doesn't realize how cute he looks replying to your texts with a big smile
⋆ he is so precious
⋆ you're winning
Bonus
Chrome
⋆ "so you're telling me, if i write something here, it'll show up in your device all the way to wherever you are?"
⋆ "yup"
⋆ he then runs away from you as far as he can
⋆ types "science is damn AWESOME"
⋆ runs all the way back to you to check if its delivered
⋆ starts shouting in amazement after he sees that you did actually receive it lmao
