#00starter

[ffsaudrey]

text message @ anyone

audrey: hiiii

audrey: did i do or say anything stupid last night

audrey: lmao

[chandlersucks-blog]

“is it acceptable to let a person drown while i’m on duty --- if that person is miles rose?” she asked, trying not to crack a smile. 

[effyjacobs-blog]

so i was thinking maybe the park should have a theme song and dance.

[tfwace-blog]

ace had his head buried in that mornings newspaper as he walked, not noticing the huge puddle in front of him he felt his feet slip when he walked into it without realizing- without any more hesitation ace quickly jumped out of the way and saved himself from a nasty fall into the filthy rainwater. letting out a sigh of relief he looked up at the person next to him-- “guess you could say i aced that one ‘eh!” ace laughed with a wink.

[ffsaudrey]

“i was walking around the park today and these pre-teens were screaming because they saw a spider. it was so weird! like, why are people so scared of spiders? they don't do anything? at the most, you could turn into spider-man or spider-girl, which isn’t that bad.”

[montereza]

I don’t know what to use my money towards anymore so I’ve bought a bunch of deli sandwiches! I’ve never had one but now they’re all I have and they’re not only a healthy alternative, but they’re very delicious too! Go Monte!

[ftcali-blog-blog]

“---hey, i’m sorry to be such a burden, but could you kindly show me where the girl’s bathrooms are?”

[dimapsd-blog-blog]

do you ever just get a call from home and then somehow, two hours later, you end up looking at the end of your bed and realize you’ve finished two bottles of wine? ‘cause if so, me too.