Is your lover, playing on your side?
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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Is your lover, playing on your side?
so i was thinking maybe the park should have a theme song and dance.
“God…do they super glue these things on?” Baylee groaned as she tried her hardest to take off the lid of the bright red strawberry flavoured ice cream. “Can you help me for-” Her words were cut off as she faced the person after her and the lid popped off, squirting the bright red substance over the other person’s shirt. “Oh fuck.. That’s going to be pretty impossible to get out…But hey, it really wasn’t the best shirt in the world to start with, so you’re kind of welcome.”
“that’s not a fucking apology, you ruined my fucking work shirt.” effy sneered and looked down at her ruined clothes, growling slightly. effy was not in a good mood and this just made it worse.
ace had his head buried in that mornings newspaper as he walked, not noticing the huge puddle in front of him he felt his feet slip when he walked into it without realizing- without any more hesitation ace quickly jumped out of the way and saved himself from a nasty fall into the filthy rainwater. letting out a sigh of relief he looked up at the person next to him– “guess you could say i aced that one ‘eh!” ace laughed with a wink.
Effy had been walking alongside the lad and watched as he caught his fall. “bloody hell!” She shouted and looked at Ace. “Oh my god, you scared me.” She chuckled and shook her head, “You’re an idiot.” She held out her hand to help him up.”
“oi, can we speak for a second?” he called after the other, gently tapping them on the shoulder. “i owe you an apology.”
“I thought I already forgave you in Disneyland.” Effy said and hummed, smiling at Miles. “But thank you for the apology. Do you need to talk?”
they should sort their lives out– why would anyone invent doors like that?
They knew you worked here and wanted to ruin your life with that door.
mass text - monte & ...
monte: hey whats up :)
Effy: Hey, monte! Nothing much, working on something for my second job.
— who put that door there?
“I’m assuming the construction workers are very much indeed guilty.”
“Well, this is embarrassing. I didn’t think anybody knew about this place.”
“everyone knows the break room in central office is air conditioned.” luna said with a mouth full of her tuna melt.
She chuckled and shrugged, “I thought I was being slick.” Effy tried to defend.
Did you say Effy was a bitch? More like, Effy will make you her bitch.
“Well, this is embarrassing. I didn’t think anybody knew about this place.”
“yeah.. it really wasn’t that hard to find. i was just looking for somewhere to have a quick cigarette while i was on my break. maybe you should find better hiding place, effy.”
“Well, I thought that it was good.” She chuckled and shook her head, tossing her a cigarette before placing one on her lips. She lit it up and smirked, “How are ya?”
The girls performing at G-A-Y club last night.
“Well, this is embarrassing. I didn’t think anybody knew about this place.”
Effy dressed for her second job...
don’t say that effy! people would care if you left, i know i would definitely. what’s happened to make you say that?
“It doesn’t matter anymore, thanks for not hating me though. I just need to stop being pitied. Fuck everyone.