Feb 5, 2018
・me: "so.... one of our GCs is called BKK x PH" ・kou: "i know what you're going to ask. it's not bukkake"
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・me: "so.... one of our GCs is called BKK x PH" ・kou: "i know what you're going to ask. it's not bukkake"
colleagues: "i wonder why we're underfunded and lacking manpower" the ad they made a year ago: "(fushigi yugi ost) aRE YOU A MASSIVE WEEB?"
my colleagues' codenames for certain food: ・footlong with cheese and egg: boom boom package ・burger with every topping/add-on the place has: putanginang burger
(talking about spending real money on gacha in mobage) me: "tbh they're just...like... PNGs. why spend so much yen on those? save money. save yourselves" aki: "okay, first off－ i know you're right, but i am not taking this kind of shit from someone who plays ansuta"
me and aki: (talking smack about coke zero) arbee: "pls stop dissing coke zero i love coke zero stop this discrimination" aki: "i mean, to each his own i guess－ everyone has different tastes－" me: "yeah, yours is just really bad" arbee: arbee: "i just want to let you know that the cctv in this room does not work and i know for sure aki will back me up if i beat ur ass"
・kyo: (notices i'm shivering and snuggling in my jacket) “are you….are you cold?”
・me: “yeah－”
・kyo: “are you serious? holy sh－ it’s hot as hell in the office though?!?!”
・aki: "psst......" ・me: "huh－" ・aki: "do u want banana" (holding a banana) ・me: ・aki: both of us burst out laughing
・colleague: "spencer!!! i have something for you to do. it's important" ・me: "yeah???" ・colleague: "pls punch ai for me when she checks in" wow