#1 900

[oldshowbiz]

[blondebrainpowered]

[fuzzyghost]

[gaykarstaagforever]

We had incels back in the 80s and 90s, too. But we dealt with them by providing them with 1-900 telephone numbers, where they would be charged $5 a minute to listen to a very bored woman pretend to care about them until they were "finished."

And then when they - or their parents - got the phone bill and saw the $120 charge, they would suddenly learn something about themselves, and probably go take a shower and start attending the local church's singles' mixer.

I'm not saying ripping-off sad men did them a favor. But I think it's obvious that it benefited the rest of us.

[thirtytwoelvismovies]

[papa3slut]

Want to chat with a Papa tonight? Call me on my exclusive private line at 1-900-HAIL-STN. Bored? Lonely? Horny for an old man in a mask? I do it all! I will make all your wildest desires cum true.

[fitsofgloom]

Press 6 for "Lifestyles of The Sick & Flagrant" -- it's like "Sick Sad World" from "Daria" and an E! Network prototype.

[oldshowbiz]

1-900-EYE-LEGS