gaykarstaagforever

At least Heavenly Father likes me.

[gaykarstaagforever]

It's so cool people are still doing stuff like this.

Hairy Scary Hangout Ep 306

Tonight's movie fright is an indie horror film by Michael Norman Gale called "This Woods Is Cursed" from 2015.Check out his YouTube Channel

[pharmacommissar]

you dhould be your own person. you are so young and insecure. at this rate you will never be able to find the cup or the scepter

what

[gaykarstaagforever]

"Anyone who isn't rich or middle class doesn't count."

And like that, 7.5 billion people are reduced to irrelevance.

Then add on top of that "have to speak English," "need to be Christian," "need to be the right KIND of Christian."

Now you're down to maybe 500,000 people counting as human. Suspiciously, it's the 500,000 who control 80% of global wealth.

And the rest you can watch die or actively kill and it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Because they're nothing. They're all nothing.

This is how easy it is. Which is why every cop and soldier in America is a guy who showed up already believing this. You don't even have to reeducate them.

You just give them a gun and let them do whatever their heart desires.

[todaysdocument]

Artwork: "Eugene Ely Taking Off from the USS PENNSYLVANIA - July 18, 1911". Artist: John McCoy. US Air Force Art Collection

Record Group 330: Records of the Office of the Secretary of DefenseSeries: Combined Military Service Digital Photographic Files 

A bi-plane with a single pilot (a Curtiss model D) takes off from a navy armored cruiser with a wooden platform installed over its deck.

[gaykarstaagforever]

They're not opposed to gay books, they're opposed to most people being able to read in general, and going after woke crap is just the tip of the spear.

You are supposed to die at 40 after a lifetime of laboring for them in poisons and making your replacements. You aren't supposed to even know about books.

[garrettauthor]

This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.

[thyrell]

what’s the punchline here

[thyrell]

wait

[thyrell]

[danielkahndyke]

[sea--burn]

how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss

[chilewithcarnage]

[eebie]

on vine there used to be an account that exclusively posted videos of people pushing round things into their assholes and pushing them back out into the air and fruits especially apples were frequently featured on this page. i rubbed it out to that account multiple times by accident. just thought you should know

[gaykarstaagforever]

Cows are fully sexually mature at 15 months.

Imagine being a year and 3 months old and Nature goes "yeah you can make and raise another one of you. Here is a giant lunatic with insane muscles who fights trees and dirt all day to crawl on top of you."

And you're INTO IT.

We kill most of them around 6 when they stop being profitable. But this animal can naturally make it to 20 or 30 if it gets the opportunity.

I guess when you're living in a herd on open pastureland, your chances of not getting downed by wolves or lions depends on you getting big and aggro as fast as you possibly can.

[gaykarstaagforever]

One of my new moms reblogged my cow-sex trivia post. This makes up for that time she suggested sacrificing me to get credit for being a farmer from vague Internet entities.

[jazzhaaaands]

the times we live in call for unorthodox methods of childrearing

i will not expand or explain

[gaykarstaagforever]

I am 43 years old so I doubt that you could but am intrigued that you might.

[jazzhaaaands]

something something earning love, literally torturing, real messed up shit, fuck might even make you live in a windowless room for the remainder of the month, you know *•Just Parenting Things•*

@captain-dinghy can you back a mother up?

[captain-dinghy]

You’re not too old to be grounded 😡😡😡 if we need to sell you for the sake of this farm we have come to inhabit so we can have more cute house furries and more cows then so be it! Be grateful we let you out on a leash once a month so you don’t die from vitamin D deficiency.

[gaykarstaagforever]

1. ...I don't think either one of you has a clear idea of what a "farm" is or how it works.

2. This all sounds pretty bad for me, but keep in mind I don't have to get a job, and I never left the house before this. They're actually forcing me to be healthier, honestly.

[captain-dinghy]

😨 I resent that! I passed my livestock module thank you very much! I could keep cows or sheep alive (not pigs, fuck pigs)

I’ve changed my mind! Your punishment is manual labour on the farm, you bet your ass you’re on lambing/ calving watch! As well as combine and harvest duty when the season comes, you’ll be up at 4 and bed by 6 everyday forever! So tired you dream of cows

[gaykarstaagforever]

I already dream of cows and you know that.

Also you seem to forget I am on permanent disability on account of my susceptibility to hangnails.

[captain-dinghy]

We’ll make accommodations, we’re evil not monsters 🙄🙄🙄

you’re not getting out of it that easy! Punishment is not supposed to be easy! That’s the point nor is it going to kill you, the aim is torture not kill, like all good parents should.

[gaykarstaagforever]

The township just called and said they're seizing the farm so Elon Musk can build a data center.

[captain-dinghy]

No, this is an American farm with American guns, I will destroy them before they can even set foot on the property, we’ll make something up about soil contamination or a rare species living on our land hell we’ll return the land to the local Native American tribe if we have to! Musk can suck toes and die

[gaykarstaagforever]

YAY! THE REVOLUTION BEGINS HERE! We're going to need ammo, jugs of purified water, and at least one meat-and-cheese party platter. Maybe get a veggie one two, mostly for the Ranch dip. Take me off my leash and I can go to the store, unless you want to Uber it.

[captain-dinghy]

Were Ubering it, you’re on your lead for public safety, we drilled for this PLACES PEOPLE! WE HAVE TO PROTECT THE FARM

[gaykarstaagforever]

But this is the one occasion when my biting of visitors will work out in your favor!

[depsidase]

[gaykarstaagforever]

White supremacy is when you only care about blood on the street after you find out who it came from.

[everythingfoxes]

[foxpost-generator]

it fucken WIMDY

[foxpost-generator]

girk at my work discovered my terrible secret

[bribun96]

“girk at my work”

[psilocervidae]

“girk at my work”

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

i’m losing my mind

[wembleyfragglesarchive]

STOP REBLOGGING THIS my phone is glitching an astronomical amount and I immediately knew the culprit was one of my tumblr posts gaining traction

[avatardoggo]

oh

GROOVE WITH ME BABY

[lizluvscupcakes]

Ya gotta have

✨⭐️ SOUL ⭐️✨

[voidgremlinguege]

DONT STOP ME NOW!

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[fintan-pyren]

I was drinking tomato juice while gaming, and I finished it, but then I died and had to reload a save from before I finished my tomato juice, and for a moment, I was genuinely confused about why my tomato juice was still empty.

[gaykarstaagforever]

Cows are fully sexually mature at 15 months.

Imagine being a year and 3 months old and Nature goes "yeah you can make and raise another one of you. Here is a giant lunatic with insane muscles who fights trees and dirt all day to crawl on top of you."

And you're INTO IT.

We kill most of them around 6 when they stop being profitable. But this animal can naturally make it to 20 or 30 if it gets the opportunity.

I guess when you're living in a herd on open pastureland, your chances of not getting downed by wolves or lions depends on you getting big and aggro as fast as you possibly can.

[gaykarstaagforever]

One of my new moms reblogged my cow-sex trivia post. This makes up for that time she suggested sacrificing me to get credit for being a farmer from vague Internet entities.

[jazzhaaaands]

the times we live in call for unorthodox methods of childrearing

i will not expand or explain

[gaykarstaagforever]

I am 43 years old so I doubt that you could but am intrigued that you might.

[jazzhaaaands]

something something earning love, literally torturing, real messed up shit, fuck might even make you live in a windowless room for the remainder of the month, you know *•Just Parenting Things•*

@captain-dinghy can you back a mother up?

[captain-dinghy]

You’re not too old to be grounded 😡😡😡 if we need to sell you for the sake of this farm we have come to inhabit so we can have more cute house furries and more cows then so be it! Be grateful we let you out on a leash once a month so you don’t die from vitamin D deficiency.

[gaykarstaagforever]

1. ...I don't think either one of you has a clear idea of what a "farm" is or how it works.

2. This all sounds pretty bad for me, but keep in mind I don't have to get a job, and I never left the house before this. They're actually forcing me to be healthier, honestly.

[captain-dinghy]

😨 I resent that! I passed my livestock module thank you very much! I could keep cows or sheep alive (not pigs, fuck pigs)

I’ve changed my mind! Your punishment is manual labour on the farm, you bet your ass you’re on lambing/ calving watch! As well as combine and harvest duty when the season comes, you’ll be up at 4 and bed by 6 everyday forever! So tired you dream of cows

[gaykarstaagforever]

I already dream of cows and you know that.

Also you seem to forget I am on permanent disability on account of my susceptibility to hangnails.

[captain-dinghy]

We’ll make accommodations, we’re evil not monsters 🙄🙄🙄

you’re not getting out of it that easy! Punishment is not supposed to be easy! That’s the point nor is it going to kill you, the aim is torture not kill, like all good parents should.

[gaykarstaagforever]

The township just called and said they're seizing the farm so Elon Musk can build a data center.

[captain-dinghy]

No, this is an American farm with American guns, I will destroy them before they can even set foot on the property, we’ll make something up about soil contamination or a rare species living on our land hell we’ll return the land to the local Native American tribe if we have to! Musk can suck toes and die

[gaykarstaagforever]

YAY! THE REVOLUTION BEGINS HERE! We're going to need ammo, jugs of purified water, and at least one meat-and-cheese party platter. Maybe get a veggie one two, mostly for the Ranch dip. Take me off my leash and I can go to the store, unless you want to Uber it.

[gaykarstaagforever]

Cows are fully sexually mature at 15 months.

Imagine being a year and 3 months old and Nature goes "yeah you can make and raise another one of you. Here is a giant lunatic with insane muscles who fights trees and dirt all day to crawl on top of you."

And you're INTO IT.

We kill most of them around 6 when they stop being profitable. But this animal can naturally make it to 20 or 30 if it gets the opportunity.

I guess when you're living in a herd on open pastureland, your chances of not getting downed by wolves or lions depends on you getting big and aggro as fast as you possibly can.

[gaykarstaagforever]

One of my new moms reblogged my cow-sex trivia post. This makes up for that time she suggested sacrificing me to get credit for being a farmer from vague Internet entities.

[jazzhaaaands]

the times we live in call for unorthodox methods of childrearing

i will not expand or explain

[gaykarstaagforever]

I am 43 years old so I doubt that you could but am intrigued that you might.

[jazzhaaaands]

something something earning love, literally torturing, real messed up shit, fuck might even make you live in a windowless room for the remainder of the month, you know *•Just Parenting Things•*

@captain-dinghy can you back a mother up?

[captain-dinghy]

You’re not too old to be grounded 😡😡😡 if we need to sell you for the sake of this farm we have come to inhabit so we can have more cute house furries and more cows then so be it! Be grateful we let you out on a leash once a month so you don’t die from vitamin D deficiency.

[gaykarstaagforever]

1. ...I don't think either one of you has a clear idea of what a "farm" is or how it works.

2. This all sounds pretty bad for me, but keep in mind I don't have to get a job, and I never left the house before this. They're actually forcing me to be healthier, honestly.

[captain-dinghy]

😨 I resent that! I passed my livestock module thank you very much! I could keep cows or sheep alive (not pigs, fuck pigs)

I’ve changed my mind! Your punishment is manual labour on the farm, you bet your ass you’re on lambing/ calving watch! As well as combine and harvest duty when the season comes, you’ll be up at 4 and bed by 6 everyday forever! So tired you dream of cows

[gaykarstaagforever]

I already dream of cows and you know that.

Also you seem to forget I am on permanent disability on account of my susceptibility to hangnails.

[captain-dinghy]

We’ll make accommodations, we’re evil not monsters 🙄🙄🙄

you’re not getting out of it that easy! Punishment is not supposed to be easy! That’s the point nor is it going to kill you, the aim is torture not kill, like all good parents should.

[gaykarstaagforever]

The township just called and said they're seizing the farm so Elon Musk can build a data center.