Two 100 lines jokes I thought of but I don’t think straight ppl would take it well
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Takemaru: Now would be a good time to crack your egg so I give you a pounding!
Option 1 ->
Hiruko: I’m already trans
Takemaru: FUCK. CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR JOURNEY, BUT FUCK.
Option 2 ->
Hiruko: Man or Woman, I’m still going to fuck you the same
Takemaru: HUH?
Darumi: She means pegging
Takemaru: What’s that?
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Ima: Mr. Yakushiji, instead of asking Ms. Shizuhara into changing her gender, why don’t you change your gender?
Takemaru: Changing your gender is a serious decision and shouldn’t be done for fuckass reasons
Ima: You can do it temporarily!
Takemaru: That’s worse, you know that’s worst right?
Ima: I’m just saying. I thought about being a girl once. I think I would make for a fine trap.
Takemaru: You can’t use the term ‘trap’, IT’S OFFENSIVE!
Ima: … Mr. Yakushiji are you trans?
Takemaru: No. I JUST FUCKING LISTEN!
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Anyways, aggressively trans ally Takemaru you will be famous to me. I’m sorry ppl are mad at you on Twitter bc you’re too much of a trans ally.










