Saki: "Which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?"
Sakura: "Were… were you putting it in cold water?"
Lily: "Saki. Answer the question, Saki."
Saki: "Yeah? I thought for like, 5 years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process. I didn’t realize there was an actual reason."
Tae: "Reag heih aehegh." (I don't have the patience to boil water. I just eat the leaves.)
Sakura: "You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes?"
Ai: "Why are you putting it in the microwave to boil it?"
Sakura: "Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?"
Junko: "Its takes less than a minute…"
Saki: "Girl, is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun?"
Ai: "How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?"
Sakura: "Like seven minutes."
Yugiri: "Perhaps you could simply place the cup upon the stove directly. That is how I was accustomed to it. With medium heat, it should boil in only a couple minutes, unlike the saucepan I have seen used."
Lily: "I'm going to cry. You’re putting the whole mug on the burner? You've enchanted the stove."
Kotaro, stomping down the stairs in his PJs and night cap: "EVERY SINGLE ZOMBIE IN THIS CONVERSATION IS AN IDIOT WHO NEEDS TO SHUT UP!!!"
