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We’re here today with Melinda Gordon of peplum fame. That’s quite a peplum you’re sporting today, Melinda: a double whammy segmented peplum vest over a Jewish prayer shawl. Not just any ghost whisperer could carry that off, but you somehow make it work. 

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Here I am, perfectly dressed for my best friend’s plane crash funeral, and they have to just hang around, whispering in my ear all the time: “Is that your very best Christmas present ribbon, Melinda?” And, yeah, so? What if it is? What do you care? I am two-bumpits into this look and it is working.

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What have you done, Melinda? Only TWO watches? How will you fight the Fedora Ghost? You think that pocket watch is going to help? Right. Nice job. Way to drop the ball. This would never happen to Hermione.  

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I mean, rude. You know?

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I may be a charismatically evil netherforce, but you are going to light me well, shoot me only on my good side, and, as stated in my contract, I will be wearing this kicky fedora in every scene. #TheRealGhostRider

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…… Sgt. Pepper 2: Epaulet Boogaloo, in the very next scene somehow. 

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Sgt. Pepper’s One and Only Lonely Ghost Club Band, followed by…. 

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But, wait! Because…. Intro #2.