#10th circle of hell

[uchicagoscrc]

The Students for Violent Non-Action (SVNA) installed The Dean of Spooky Sciences as a prank in The Harper Memorial Library Reading Room, aka, The Arley D. Cathey Learning Center, or, to more accurately reflect the true nature of the room as they saw it: NERD HELL, or, The 10th Circle of Hell). The SVNA wanted to warn students that they “should abandon all hope of ever attaining a 4.0 by graduation.”

Today the Dean warns students about the consequences of bringing food, beverages, and ink into Special Collections. Bwa-ha-ha!

[peachpety]

Some Assembly Required, by peachpety

Rating: Explicit Word Count: 6.5k Pairing: Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter Tags/Warnings: Fluff & Smut, Established Relationship, Furniture Shopping, IKEA Furniture, Minor Argument because, well, furniture assembly is involved folks, Denial, Love Realizations & Confessions, Supportive Ron Weasley

Summary: A relationship must occasionally endure a test of strength, be it confronting an ex, or meeting the in-laws. Sometimes, however, an inanimate object can make or break a couple. Harry and Draco’s relationship is put to the test when they attempt to assemble a piece of IKEA furniture.

Excerpt: Draco eyes the escalator at IKEA with trepidation.

“The staircases at Hogwarts moved,” Harry notes dryly. He steps down as the stairs move up to stay near Draco stuck at the bottom.

“Yes, but the steps themselves bloody well didn’t! How do I… ?”

“Just let another go by. Wait!” Harry takes his phone out of his pocket and sets it to record. “Ok, now. Step on!”

Read on AO3

[hxseok-honee]

you hit the ground Running w jung hoseok & min yoongi & i’m note sure if i’ll survive much longer

you got a BIG STORM C O M I N

[paruo]

going to a craftstore and wanting to squish the green floral foam on display is a carnal desire and we should not act on it

[velaerys]

Two out of three done. Arcane is just...no...so much no....

[wack-overflow]

uh oh. guess who has a Phone Call to make

[stanleyraymondkowalski]

how many comics am i reasonably allowed to bring to college

[bestmistakeyet-blog]

Spending my morning at the NYC DMV to get my new license

goddamnit