Alright, so. The day of the concert went like this.
I washed the dishes and cleaned my room, then took a shower, wore shorts and the shirt I made. I went to Kenan's house, stayed there for like an hour and a half or something? My mom came from work, picked us up, and we went on the road. I was staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarving, so we went to Steak-N-Shake, got food, and at the convenience store right next door I got a disposable camera.
We kept driving, and I heard Selena Gomez on the radio. She so sexc.
Austin, Kenan and I had the biggest butterflies ever, like, when we were down the road from The Ritz, I couldn't contain myself. I jumped out of my moms car when we got there, and I forgot to bring the poster I made for them. Dumbass me.
My dad came with me to the concert because my mom wouldn't let me go otherwise. Shit, I wasn't passing up my first concert ever, not for anything.
So when I jumped out of the car, we looked for my dad in line. HE WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE FUCKING TOUR BUS AND I SAW TACO, JASPER, AND MIKE G BEFORE THE CONCERT. I was shaking so bad. They gave me the wristband because I wasn't 21 and we waited in line. There was a dude playing the saxophone for money on the corner of the street that the theatre was on, he played the Pink Panther theme song. I took a picture of him. Kenan skipped a shitload of people in line and when we got inside, we lost him. My dad was SO PISSED. We weren't with him for any of the concert. Me dad was like, "I wouldn't even take that little jackass to the corner store after this.", lol, my dad♥.
We waited from like 8:30 to 9:15 or something, idk, I was so fucking excited. There was a shitload of tall people in front of me and I could't see. The entire concert I was standing on my tiptoes and using the fat black bitch in front of me as a spring to push myself into the air. She smelled like bleach and it was such a strong aroma I almost threw up. not cute.
Austin and I were listening to the music that was playing and I was just so out of it, like, I didn't even know what to do with myself.
Then, the lights finally went dim, and Syd came out, I screamed as loud as i fucking could, god, she is so fucking gorgeous. She just got FUCKING CRUNK, she started playing all this stuff, I was just going insane. I waited fucking 58 days for this, I was dying.
After this, I don't know if the rest of what I'm about to say is 100% accurate, like the order that they came out, but shit, I don't care.
I think Hodgy, Left, and Mike G came out after Syd. They started singing and my dad picked me up and I started taking pictures like crazy. I had to save some pictures for Taco, Tyler, Domo, and Jasper, so he put me down.
Tyler came out, I fucking lost it. I was just screaming. My dad picked me up again and I took more pictures. Domo and Jasper came out, I got more pictures.
I don't even remember when Taco came out, LOL.
Everyone was just singing and bouncing and pushing and was just so close together, that's one of the only times I've never felt like punching a faggot for being close to me.
They sang, I sang, people just fucking sang.
Yonkers was the song that everyone knew, surprise, surprise.
When it got quiet, like when they were just talking to each other on the mics, I screamed 'JASPER' because he was like 10 feet away sitting onstage, he looked in my direction, he said into the mic, "WHAT." and I jumped as high as I could and waved, and he said, "NO BITCH, YOU COME TO ME.", lmao, i ♥ him.
Left was like, "WHO GOT SOME FUCKING WEED TONIGHT?" and like everyone cheered and raised their hands, and he was like, "THROW THAT SHIT ONSTAGE." Everyone threw like cigarettes and Black+Milds and dumb shit, they were like, "Oh hell naw."
Hodgy said, "My voice is hoarse and I'm trying to save it." and I just thought, "Aha, good luck."
I ran out of pictures on that camera like literally 2 minutes into the show.
I was so fucking close to getting a water bottler that Domo threw, the chick next to me got it, it was dark and it fell on the floor and I couldn't see shit so when she got it I was like, ".........you are dead to me..."
We sang Bitch Suck Dick with no music. None. Tyler was like, "YOU JUST FUCKING SANG BITCH SUCK ACCAPELLO. Have you ever sat down and read the fucking lyrics to that song?" (Everyone was like, 'FUCK YES') "Martin Kuther King aint got nothin' on that hook, man, I should get a Nobel Piece Prize for that shit."
Taco was just as perfect as the pictures, seriously, he was just jumping around and just ahhhhh, omg♥♥♥. Him and Tyler, towards the end, were just playing around and shit. Perfect.
Radicals was the last song played, it was loud as fuck. Everyone was so close together and it was like we were one big family. One big angry, non-related, sweaty family.
When Tyler said bye, Mike G came to the side of the stage I was by, and I was seriously 3 fucking inches from touching him. He touched like EVERYONE BUT ME. ~*~forever 2 uqly 4 mike G~*~
When Syd came down, EVERYONE FUCKING PUSHED TO GET BY HER. The security guards had to SHOVE us back, like, it was like a bulldozer.
The lights came on, I looked around, saw my dad and Austin, and we looked for Kenan, that little ass.
We found Kenan and started to leave.
We saw everyone going into this room, so we asked a dude what it was, and he said it was the merchandise room. I was like, "IS LUCAS IN THERE?!!?", and he was like, "Yeah, Lucas is in there.", and I grabbed Austin and I just like speed-walked into there and around all those bitches, up to the table. I was like 2 feet away from him. He looked at Kenan, who was trying to take a picture, but it was taking forever, and he was like, "Yo, stop fucking filming me.", I was like, um.......wow?
Idk, I still love him though.
We went to the smokers room because there was a bar in there, and we got water, (That bartender dude was so nice, we didn't have to pay :')), and we left.
We talked about it all the way home, Kenan fell asleep, Austin and I recorded his snoring, and we just went home.
I got home at like 1:17, and I just passed out.
That is my OF concert experience, fanfuckintastic. I'm so glad it was my first concert.