After every kiss, Spamton will break out in a song

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After every kiss, Spamton will break out in a song
I think Stan might be a booty kind of guy and he likes that thicc booty Hardy's got there. After all he did write the script.
Think most people already know how he lives
You don't know what you have until it's gone
Running on 90's Windows
I'm sure that's how it really happened.
"DEAR [CYBER CITY],
IT'S EVERYONE...ONCE [1# rated salesman] I HAVE THE BEST [seat in all town] REAL CLOSE TO THE [action on the street]! SO CLOSE I MIGHT [shed a tear]....
SPAMTON G. SPAMTON"
My favourite line of the game.
"I LIVE IN A GARBAGE CAN DOWN IN THE ALLEY."